Missed out p*ssy regrets (RANT)

[Actually6Foot3]

Nah u fukked it up, breh. U came out as unique at first. Not thirsty but u ended up being just like the rest of the other dudes at the gym. Mad thirsty.
Count your losses

I admit my loss and my mistake.

That said, I've done this once before and adjusted and fukked a chic I use to work with. And I did dixkhead shyt with that bytch like buy her a book I knew she wanted with a "heartfelt" note. I was super young.

Once I switched up to dgaf mode and went cold ignore mode after her games, I ended up smashing easily.

I've seen gym shorty twice since the date. First was months later and I was with another chic working out. Second time I igged her completely when she walked by and focused on my workout. Tbh I probably still got a shot if I run into her and play it right.

I ain't the type of nikka to hit a chic up on the phone I ain't seen in months. Gotta run in to her first on some calm shyt. Either way lesson learned

 

[brooklyn_boulevard]

I admit my loss and my mistake.

That said, I've done this once before and adjusted and fukked a chic I use to work with. And I did dixkhead shyt with that bytch like buy her a book I knew she wanted with a "heartfelt" note. I was super young.

Once I switched up to dgaf mode and went cold ignore mode after her games, I ended up smashing easily.

I've seen gym shorty twice since the date. First was months later and I was with another chic working out. Second time I igged her completely when she walked by and focused on my workout. Tbh I probably still got a shot if I run into her and play it right.

I ain't the type of nikka to hit a chic up on the phone I ain't seen in months. Gotta run in to her first on some calm shyt. Either way lesson learned

I don’t know how dudes make moves on chicks at the gym. I ain’t bashing u or nothing. I always think it would be awkward if it didn’t work out and you end up seeing them at the gym again

 

[Controversy]

I keep tellin y'all nikkas...UPGRADE

Chicks start feelin u when they see you with a bad jawn

I would always be seen wit a bad jawn or even 2...the optics of it get these thots minds to wander

 

[Actually6Foot3]

I don’t know how dudes make moves on chicks at the gym. I ain’t bashing u or nothing. I always think it would be awkward if it didn’t work out and you end up seeing them at the gym again

It's no different than making a move on a co worker or a neighbor. In fact id say it's less awkward than those if it doesn't work out cause youre only in the gym for 1-2 hours and not always at the same time as her.

I think she switched gyms cause I havent seen her in months.

The ones who take the gym seriously enough to stay toned are bad af tbh.

 

[Max.]

3 times this year

 

[brooklyn_boulevard]

It's no different than making a move on a co worker or a neighbor. In fact id say it's less awkward than those if it doesn't work out cause youre only in the gym for 1-2 hours and not always at the same time as her.

I think she switched gyms cause I havent seen her in months.

The ones who take the gym seriously enough to stay toned are bad af tbh.

I hear you. A coworker tho......nah!!! I try not to. Can’t throw trash in your own backyard

 

[fkthisgaysite]

One in particular been gettin to me heavy ngl.

She was layin it on thick too...but my dumbass STUPID ass weak ass "game" bro...I was actin like I aint want her

She was supposed to come back tha next day at work but never did (It was Friday. I was gon stop playin n ask for her #). I'm still sunt off that.

 

[malbaker86]

This has happened to almost every dude that I know. Ever had a chance to hit (fukk) some girl but you either fukked it up or lost the chance and it always gets you especially if she is a bad chick.

fukked up mine with a 19 year old Dominican chick about 3 years ago . Bad as hell. Went to her Instagram today and damn.......

Shorty been getting thicker. Looks like a young Vida Guerra

Tried to hola but she wasn’t feelin’ it. One word replies and shyt

How did you fukk up your chance?

so you NOT gonna tell us how you messed it up!?!?!?!?

 

[Actually6Foot3]

I hear you. A coworker tho......nah!!! I try not to. Can’t throw trash in your own backyard

Ive fukked co workers from 3 of my last 5 jobs. Could have been 5/5 but the first one I was young, timid and afraid to make the move and she was throwing it. Last one I didn't have a good means of smashing(didn't have my crib yet) so it fizzled out, she was iight I wasn't feenin to smash that. I'm still at the job though so there's still time for another contender

 

[letti cook]

i used to live with a lesbian couple i was friends with

they met a girl at their gym with the est ass any of us had ever seen

super slim chick with two life size teardrops ...no added preservatives...just squats and dedication

they tried to hook her up with another guy they knew but we all went out one night and she was feeling me more and asked them for my number

she would text me constantly but when i tried to meet up she kept curving

so i took the hint and left it alone
fast forward,we threw a party and i had her giving me a lap dance wearing nothing but a tshirt in our garage later that night...im kunfu gripping that ass ....and my roommates...my rommate sister..and some other broad come through with the and scared her off

texting texting texting

curve curve curve

see her at another party...we dancing...we grinding....we making out....

and some dikkhead flips it from "slow motion" to some edm nonsense on some shyt...fukk the whole vibe up...

we go smoke..start making out again and she stops and says she wanna fukk with me but cant cause she dont trust me...and i should ask my roommates why



well

the thing is...
....i might've have fukked my roommates a time or two

..and we were supposed to keep that on the tuck
...but they were telling everybody we came in contact with

they claim they were only bigging me up....but they ended up fighting the bytch and i never saw her again

i aint hit nothing close to that since

she was fine...her sister was fine...her aunt was fine...her mamma was fine

and the fact that i felt that thang and kissed them peppermint tasting lips make it worse..i kinda wish it'd ended at her curving me..

but like the goat say...Life Goes On

still

 

[Noriega]

Was vibing with this shorty at a concert a few weeks up had my arm round her and everything and my dumb ass ain’t even get her #

I be praying I see her on the train one day

 

[Clay Puppington]

. I had on a good fit and cologne this bytch pulls up in UGGs and sweats

bruh you gave me the flashback of when this happened to me

She let me smash 2 years later when she seen me with my girl

I was hot at the time tho. I aint pull out the Clarks for nothing

 

[010101]

i put my hooks in her thoughts to keep her close

life is actually longgggggggg contrary to the popular statement

i would tell y'all simply don't chase her away tryna get to the puzzy

*

 

[threattonature]

Way too many. I fukked up A LOT of p*ssy simply because I was chasing something hotter. Especially at the club had a few females inviting me back to their spots and I'd tell em cool but it's too early in the night to leave, and then I'd proceed to holla at some other shyt only to find they were pissed that I played them like that.

As far as regrets there's three main ones that stick out, which funny enough two happened at the same time. First was this big tittied cute ass blonde. She was friends with my boy and we had all hung together before. I made mention that I was single and she said she just became single too and started flirting hardcore after. I knew I could knock it down that night. Then this gorgeous filipina girl came in with another mutual friend and it was a wrap. I completely bushed the blonde to start trying to get at the new girl. Didn't get nowhere with the filipina girl and the blonde was pissed.

The second was this black/mexican girl. The sexiest woman I'd ever seen in my life. I walked in the club and she's dancing on top of the tables with her friends. We make eye contact and smile and then I hit the dance floor. She gets off the table and makes her way to me on the floor. As we're dance she's grinding on me like crazy. At one point she's pulled my head into her thin top and I'm sucking her nipples through the shirt while she just grinds harder and harder on my shyt. Then in the dumbest move of my life I just walked away. My legs had gotten tired and so my stupid ass just walked away. My boy said she was just standing there looking confused. I never went back on the floor or to go get her number. So fast forward like three weeks and I see her in the same spot. Her and her girls was on the tables again so I walk over to her. She jumps straight off the table into my arms and then grabs me and pushes me into the wall. She backs her ass into my hard as hell and was doing a full deep grind. I had to push her off at one point to keep from busting a nut from how good she was grinding me. I ask her who she was there with and she tells me she's there with a date who was on the other end of the club. That turned me off enough that I told her I can't fukk with her SMH. Still mad at myself for at least not getting the p*ssy and keeping it moving.

The third was another filipina girl. She was in med school. Huge titties, no stomach at all, smaller ass than I'd like but the rest was too perfect. She was a friend of a friend. We had all gone to a club and me and her had a lot of chemistry while dancing doing a lot of grinding on each other, I got a great feel of her titties. We all hit IHOP after. This girl was so fine we caught one of the IHOP workers peeking over the glass to try and get a look at her titties. I called him out and dude went running. We had a great convo together and she was hinting about us kicking it alone after. I had a girlfriend at the time though and was faithful so turned down the opportunity.

I agree about not looking back with the regrets but all three females (especially the last two) were premium women looks wise. I've barely come across any women anywhere comparable to those two.

 

[brooklyn_boulevard]

i used to live with a lesbian couple i was friends with

they met a girl at their gym with the est ass any of us had ever seen

super slim chick with two life size teardrops ...no added preservatives...just squats and dedication

they tried to hook her up with another guy they knew but we all went out one night and she was feeling me more and asked them for my number

she would text me constantly but when i tried to meet up she kept curving

so i took the hint and left it alone
fast forward,we threw a party and i had her giving me a lap dance wearing nothing but a tshirt in our garage later that night...im kunfu gripping that ass ....and my roommates...my rommate sister..and some other broad come through with the and scared her off

texting texting texting

curve curve curve

see her at another party...we dancing...we grinding....we making out....

and some dikkhead flips it from "slow motion" to some edm nonsense on some shyt...fukk the whole vibe up...

we go smoke..start making out again and she stops and says she wanna fukk with me but cant cause she dont trust me...and i should ask my roommates why



well

the thing is...
....i might've have fukked my roommates a time or two

..and were supposed to keep that on the tuck
...but they were telling everybody we came in contact with

they claim they were only bigging me up....but they ended up fighting the bytch and i never saw her again

i aint hit nothing close to that since

she was fine...her sister was fine...her aunt was fine...her mamma was fine

and the fact that i felt that thang and kissing them peppermint tasting lips make it worse..i kinda wish it'd ended at her curving me..

but like the goat say...Life Goes On

still

Damn bro. Kissing and feeling that ass on a bad chick and nothing happened. Shiet!!!
I wouldn’t even wish that on my worst enemy.
What’s so fukked up is...there is a dude clapping those ass cheeks and maybe tired of ‘em lmaaaaao