Mitch McConnell, 81 years old, Currently in the Hospital for Tripping and Falling in a Hotel [7/26 UPDATE: ESCORTED AWAY FROM PODIUM]

[Sir Richard Spirit]

I wonder what he said no to?

 

[TripleAgent]

 

[Studious one]

fukk that turtle

 

[TAYLONDO SAMSWORTHY]

 

[Rosecrans]

@3Rivers can we get a gif with Mcconell’s face on this?

 

[Egomaniacal1]

He’ll survive, evil muthafawkas always pull thru. You see he done made it to 81!

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Name the hotel so I can rate it 5 stars.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Breh that pack fitting to be potent . It got leaves, turtle shell oil, and the sensational herbs home-brewed to perfection

 

[cole phelps]

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Hopefully the devil gets a new playmate soon!!!

 

[///Vega+++]

Blobfish won't be missed

 

[Brad Piff]

Trump made the call
“Make it look like an accident”

 

[the cac mamba]

I feel like he’s been having a bunch of bruises the last few years

 

[Absolut]

At that age falls can be lethal, but he will have the best care available