Mitch McConnell, 81 years old, Currently in the Hospital for Tripping and Falling in a Hotel [7/26 UPDATE: ESCORTED AWAY FROM PODIUM]

RARI_Godwind · Mar 9, 2023

You mean tripping and falling in to hel :ufdup:

Unbothered · Mar 9, 2023

ORDER_66 · Mar 9, 2023

AquaCityBoy · Mar 9, 2023

Neo The Resurrected ONE said:
Oh no!!! I hope my fellow brother in MAGA pulls through

McConnell hates MAGA. :mjlol:

He's still a right-wing piece of shyt tho. :pacspit:

Prince.Skeletor · Mar 9, 2023

Die faster, die faster!!

s@n · Mar 9, 2023

unfortunate not to have landed on his shell

3rdWorld · Mar 9, 2023

HipHopStan · Mar 9, 2023

What is everyone having for breakfast this morning? Anything good?

DaPresident · Mar 9, 2023

Ahhhhhhhh! THAT is how you start off a morning! No coffee or tea needed!

OGBobbyJohnson · Mar 9, 2023

Elim Garak · Mar 9, 2023

I cannot say anything positive so I won't say nothing.

NoMoreWhiteWoman2020 · Mar 9, 2023

DaPresident said:
Ahhhhhhhh! THAT is how you start off a morning! No coffee or tea needed!

KGlock · Mar 9, 2023

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TEH · Mar 9, 2023

A BAFFLED pensioner is trying to find out why a turtle fell from the sky into his garden during a hailstorm.

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