Mitch McConnell falling down like a soft hoe

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Hell is trying to drag him down and he keeps resisting.

Every time he gets back up they hear somebody echo out “dammit” from way underground

 

[Electric Relaxation]

shyt looks like a scene from Arrested Development

 

[MoshpitMazi]

He ain't got long left

 

[RennisDeynolds]

The most effective politician of all time. And the most diabolically evil.

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

"Tripped"

FOH

These old fukks getting creative with dodging questions.

Cracker tripped the millisecond the question was asked.

 

[Theflash]

Fakkit

 

[UnQuantized]

If karma was real he would have died before the year 2000. Most likely he will make it to his 90s, still making decisions and effecting policyTripping and falling along the way.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hope the fall shot bone
frags into his spleen and
it feels like he's shytting
fiery glass when he goes.
racist peice of shyt.

 

[boogers]

Dude all these old people like Elizabeth Warren need to get voted out they are worthless

yeah shes 76 years old. need some fresh blood

im sure the main reason they stay is to keep control on power, but i wonder how much of it is out of worry of putting another fetterman or sinema into office

 

[Uitomy]

When she text you "hey um, I don't mean to make you worried but, I'm late on my period"

 

[Rollie Forbes]

 

[TripleAgent]

I'd have taken the potential fed charge to tea bag him like it was Halo 2 all over again

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I'd have taken the potential fed charge to tea bag him like it was Halo 2 all over again

I would've paid your bail.

 

[TripleAgent]

I would've paid your bail.

 

[Ahmen]

We got another one

What, free thinker?