I want a Doberman
Should I not get one?
My cousin has a female Doberman. She looks big and scary but is a giant idiot

Might be the dumbest smart dog I ever met.
She got off of his property one day and ran up to a man walking with his fam and other dogs. She went up to one of the dogs to sniff it and this fool pulled out a .22 and shot her. I was out in the yard on the side of the house, so I didn't see it happen, but I hear the gun shot like
I come around the corner and the dog sprints passed me and runs into the house. I look at the guy and say, "Did you just shoot the dog?"
"It was coming after my kids!"
This was the same line he gave the police.
Little did the guy know my cousin has cameras all around that place. We watch the vid and his dog never went near the guy's kids. Cousin's dog basically walked over to their group, went to sniff their dog, and the dude pulled his gun out and shot her in the head in about .3 seconds.
The bullet went in the top side of her head and out her cheek... barely missing her brain.
This was on a Sunday so we had to drive an hour to an open emergency clinic.
I'm in the back seat with the dog holding a towel on her head to try to stop the blood.
This fool is sitting there happy as hell waggin' her tail like "We goin on a car ride"
She got clapped the fukk up and it didn't even phase her.
So to answer your question, from what I've seen, Dobermans are retarded teddy bears trapped in demonic bodies. Get one breh.

@ whoever brought up chihuahuas,
like they aren’t the size of a damn sneaker


