Another story...
So this E4 had a problem drinking, kept getting duo's. As a result he was put in a program where a breathing apparatus was a fixed to his car before it would start.
On this Saturday night he was boozed up in the barracks and word got back about a party off post. He wanted to go and couldn't get a ride. He knows he can't crank his car because he's drunk, so here's where soldier improvising comes into play.
Behind the barracks were some dumpsters that you may find anything or anyone hanging out there lol. This cac finds a fukkin RAc00n and somehow kidnaps that bytch. He gets it to his car and he's squeezing the shyt out of it to make it breathe on the apparatus.
It works! In the process of squeezing the beast he thought he killed it and tosses it in the backseat. He proceeds to drive to the party.
Well while driving the beast wakes up and isn't happy about its rough handling and before the guy know it he's

with an angry rac00n. He loses control, crashes thru a yard, and his car ends up in a pool.
There are things I've seen that....you just won't believe unless you're a veteran lol. HOW TF THIS nikka SUBDUED A WILD ASS RAc00n