Moments in your life where all you can say is FML!!!!!

[EVILRICO]

I had to go see my probation officer today.
Well she tells me its time for a ua.
Im like ok! So as i walk to the back to give them some piss
And as i walk in. I see the officer who will be watching
Me is GAY!!!!! FML!!!!!!

 

[unit321]

Oh well, that's life.

On another note, I've seen people who were out on probation, but are in court, get tested and come back positive. How dumb can they be to know their court date ahead of time and know that THC hangs out in your system for 30 days.

 

[DaRealness]

FML is damn near my only phrase.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

Oh well, that's life.

On another note, I've seen people who were out on probation, but are in court, get tested and come back positive. How dumb can they be to know their court date ahead of time and know that THC hangs out in your system for 30 days.

My dumb ass actually went to go see my P.O. one day......right after I blazed. I ain't have to pee every month, but still


My eves was red as hell. I didn't even have enough sense to use Visine. I sat down in the chair and the first thing she said was "Boy, are you in my office high?" I was like naw, I'm sleepy. She hit me with the but I know she didn't believe me. Couldn't been back in jail over that dumb shyt

 

[twan83]

cutting ties with my brazilian girl i was dating man she was so so BAD

Just the language barrier was a pain in the ass no joke. She had a harder time learning english while it was easier for me to learn Japanese. She was living in japan and knew japanese and we would communicate that way with some english a lot of times we have mis communication.

I got to the point where it was like i could just fluently learn jap but want her to learn english just as good

so i cut ties with her

Went out to club a few wks later she was their wearing this SEXY ASS DRESS and she knew it and saw me wanted to come over but backed off and my friends who never met her or who knew her were like

fukk THE LANGUAGE ISSUE WIFE THAT SHE WAY TOO BAD TO LET GO

FML

 

[Ricky Church]

I had to go see my probation officer today.
Well she tells me its time for a ua.
Im like ok! So as i walk to the back to give them some piss
And as i walk in. I see the officer who will be watching
Me is GAY!!!!! FML!!!!!!

he helped you shake didn't he?

 

[ClassyME]

That crazy moment when you realize that you were driving around all day trying to get 1 thing done. They sent me to an East side location, they told me they don't handle shyt here n I gotta go to west side location. Once I'm there they tell my ass that I have to go back to the east side to finish it up because I didn't ask for a specific bullshyt keyword. I go back to the east side they tell me I have to get a damn paper notorized before they can even look at me.... when I'm done I'm thinking FML! till a friend calls to see what I'm doing. Yeey, then I can vent!

 

[BedRoomI'z]

FML is damn near my only phrase.

 

[Francium]

Only had a few FML moments, but I try to refrain from using the word because in blessed I know there's others out there that really have it hard.

 

[Cat piss martini]

taking a dump after a night of drinking...
having to hold the meatloaf
to keep it from hitting toilet
bowl water....I'll backfire and piss all over my hand and thigh.

FML

 

[Born2BKing]

Oh well, that's life.

On another note, I've seen people who were out on probation, but are in court, get tested and come back positive. How dumb can they be to know their court date ahead of time and know that THC hangs out in your system for 30 days.

On this note, if a judge ever asks you have you smoked weed recently ALWAYS be honest. Sometimes they will take you to the back and drug test your ass on the spot. If you lie and fail that drug test, your ass is grass.

 

[Stoop Kid]

i used a coinstar machine last month to get some extra dough... i live in a majority white neighborhood and they also put the machine right in the front of a supermarket. so as i was putting a ton of loud ass coins in that loud ass machine, i could feel their eyes on my back. i actually broke out into a cold sweat just thinking about all the people lookin at me... i got almost $20 back tho

 

[EVILRICO]

he helped you shake didn't he?

NAW!!! But he did ask me if I needed any help :merchant

I just stared in the mirror with the

he turned on the faucet to help me pee

 

[Ricky Church]

NAW!!! But he did ask me if I needed any help :merchant

I just stared in the mirror with the

he turned on the faucet to help me pee

 

[Red Omega]

left court today and got 3 tickets on the way to work

sometimes all u can do is laugh