moms popping up at your school unappreciation thread

[King Poetic]

Don't remind me

i think it was 6th grade and my mom said she was going to bring me some new nikes to the school and i'm bragging to the little kids like and my mom brought me some shoes with the nike sign upside down all the kids was like

a little nikka was sitting at LAX for like 3 hours waiting on a flight out of town

 

[calixprynce]

It's scarier when they're nice as hell listening to the situation and not even looking at you. It's at that point you know you're going to be on the brink of death by the end of the day.


As soon as you leave the principles office and she grabs your arms

man my pops used to straight up try to embarass a nikka, tryna slap on me and some more shyt , in high school breh

 

[Sauce Dab]

It's scarier when they're nice as hell listening to the situation and not even looking at you. It's at that point you know you're going to be on the brink of death by the end of the day.


As soon as you leave the principles office and she grabs your arms

I used to hate getting in trouble early in the morning. The teacher would call my parents and they'd say "put Sauce on the phone "
It'd always be really quiet so I could hear it perfectly
Then I would get on the phone and then they would say "just wait until you get home "

I'd be like
Then getting back in class I would try to act cool like nothing would happen but inside I was for the whole day

 

[Objection]

My parents were both teachers so they worked at the schools I attended. In high school I couldn't do shyt without my dad all up in my business. One day he rolled up on me in between classes asking me about a math test I took. I straight up lied not knowing the teacher already told him I failed the test.

Dad: How you did on your test.
Me: not sure. She didn't give us the test back yet.
Dad: don't play dumb, you failed nikka. Imma deal with you when we get home.
Me:

 

[KOOL-AID]

taking the long way home after teach call yo peoples cuz u been actin up and u just wanna stall the inevitable beating

 

[Hejdå]

taking the long way home after teach call yo peoples cuz u been actin up and u just wanna stall the inevitable beating

The amount of side streets a nikka would find in such a small community

 

[KOOL-AID]

The amount of side streets a nikka would find in such a small community

lol on me, get to the crib and these nikkas behind the door ready for you can't even put the book bag dwn first and try to explain

 

[Sauce Dab]

My parents were both teachers so they worked at the schools I attended. In high school I couldn't do shyt without my dad all up in my business. One day he rolled up on me in between classes asking me about a math test I took. I straight up lied not knowing the teacher already told him I failed the test.

Dad: How you did on your test.
Me: not sure. She didn't give us the test back yet.
Dad: don't play dumb, you failed nikka. Imma deal with you when we get home.
Me:

You parents were teachers?
Were there any girls in the hallway when your dad embarrassed you?

 

[Playeroni]

It's scarier when they're nice as hell listening to the situation and not even looking at you. It's at that point you know you're going to be on the brink of death by the end of the day.


As soon as you leave the principles office and she grabs your arms

Then you gotta ride home in the car and listen to how they're gonna "tear yo ass up" or some variation of that, when you get home

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

lol on me, get to the crib and these nikkas behind the door ready for you can't even put the book bag dwn first and try to explain

taking the long way home after teach call yo peoples cuz u been actin up and u just wanna stall the inevitable beating

Every fukking report card/progress report. Up until 8th grade.

Other kids walking by cuz they all got good grades, talking about what they parents was gonna do for their (deserved) hard work.

While you just sitting/standing there ain't looked at yo shyt since you got it theorizing how bad you were gonna be punished

I don't miss them days brehs

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Every fukking report card/progress report. Up until 8th grade.

Other kids walking by cuz they all got good grades, talking about what they parents was gonna do for their (deserved) hard work.

Was the opposite for me...

Elementary school I knew I was getting a new toy or some cool shyt on report pick up day





Then High school happened...and shyt changed

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

Every fukking report card/progress report. Up until 8th grade.

Other kids walking by cuz they all got good grades, talking about what they parents was gonna do for their (deserved) hard work.

While you just sitting/standing there ain't looked at yo shyt since you got it theorizing how bad you were gonna be punished

I don't miss them days brehs

Mom dukes would take us to the parent teacher conference after report cards were handed out. The teacher would be explaining why I got that grade, and mom dukes would just shoot me a look, and I knew it was a wrap once I got home .

And mind you I was a good kid & got B/B+ average

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

 

[newworldafro]

When I was substititute teaching that was one of my disciplinary tactics......I would be like, "yall teacher left me a list of all your parents phone numbers, I would hate to have to call them up"...and put my cell phone in the air.............that would only work for so long on the baddest...but good strategy.

 

[flea]

sometimes when I was young I hated having the parents that cared . Mf pops showin up when I get suspended tryna straight check me in front of the counselors and shyt ..
outta line . They used to go overboard with shyt

No wonder you're such a herb. Your pops was a faggit