moms popping up at your school unappreciation thread

[Anerdyblackguy]

Tell me about it. I remember getting into a fight in school and having to go to the same hospital where my mom was the nurse.


Guess who comes up the next day

 

[BROWARD]

My haitian ass daddy (r.i.p.) crept up on me once in 2nd period math class back in the 7th grade looking CRAZY..I swear I was gonna get an ass whooping right then and there


what made it worse was this lil ugly loud mouth girl I'd always pick on went in on me once she found out it was my daddy

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Low key probably the most terrifying feeling on the planet is looking up and seeing your parents at school after you was acting up

 

[Neil Tyson]

Every fukking report card/progress report. Up until 8th grade.

Other kids walking by cuz they all got good grades, talking about what they parents was gonna do for their (deserved) hard work.

While you just sitting/standing there ain't looked at yo shyt since you got it theorizing how bad you were gonna be punished

I don't miss them days brehs

 

[Neil Tyson]

Parent teacher interviews were shyt, this cacs just spend the entire time shytting on you I hope Mr. K's heart explodes, fukking red face hypertension having cac.

 

[Methodical]

Don't remind me

i think it was 6th grade and my mom said she was going to bring me some new nikes to the school and i'm bragging to the little kids like and my mom brought me some shoes with the nike sign upside down all the kids was like

a little nikka was sitting at LAX for like 3 hours waiting on a flight out of town

 

[damn_ese]

Every fukking report card/progress report. Up until 8th grade.

Other kids walking by cuz they all got good grades, talking about what they parents was gonna do for their (deserved) hard work.

While you just sitting/standing there ain't looked at yo shyt since you got it theorizing how bad you were gonna be punished

I don't miss them days brehs

I was a fukk up in school until high school. every damn report card was a disgrace, i remember hoping for a C, rarely happened though, was a straight D or F student, the teacher's disdain for me could power a thousand suns brehs.

used to have the absolute worst grades of anyone, even the kid that didnt speak any english
shyt was pathetic, not to mention i was poor as fukk, didnt have a proper winter coat till high school, had to wear a retro light jacket on some miami vice type a shyt . . . in 1998

had a fight almost every month because dudes wanted to try me, wasnt afraid to fight cause i figured i had nothing to lose, brehs already dont like me cause im poor and was getting Fredo Corlene grades.

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

Can we turn this into a lean squad appreciation thread

 

[tater]

My mom used to just pop up all the time. She came so much, everyone would tell me before I even saw her. But those few times they wouldn't...

I remember one night I had pierced my ears myself. Since I caught the bus in the morning, I just left out with my headscarf on covering my ears and gave her a kiss. She had asked, "why are you wearing that ?"


I was like, I'm just laying my hair down, I didn't do it last night

I'm at school with newly pierced ears

Then I get a call to the dean's office. I'm not worried though I just figured it was something minor.

I get in and see my mom sitting there with my dean and I'm like

Trying to slyly sit behind her.

She's like get over here

She looks over at me...

I'm just like

And with the quickness of a Shaolin Monk

Right on the ears. Who told you you could pierce your ears?! After I told you no!



The dean was just sitting there with a smug ass look on his face

Meanwhile this is me all day just waiting until I get home for that ass whooping...

My momma...

 

[Sterling Archer]

I wasn't a shytty ass kid so I never had this issue. My momma know she raised her baby right so when she came up to school I wasn't the one who was ...it was the teachers.
No better feeling than your moms coming through to crush the building on your behalf. Walking in like..."
Mom: Is this her?
Me: Yes ma'am.
Teacher: Now Mrs. Green...

Mom: Thats my son over there and told me that you...

Me:

 

[The Mad Titan]

I gave out all the wrong numbers for my mom's info.

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

nikka what about parents teacher conference?try to act good tha days leading up thanking tha teacher will forget smh or when tha teacher calls home and has u tell what u did

 

[Malik1time]

taking the long way home after teach call yo peoples cuz u been actin up and u just wanna stall the inevitable beating

I lived in a building on the 6th floor my ass would be going up and down the stairs scared outta my mind

 

[Objection]

You parents were teachers?
Were there any girls in the hallway when your dad embarrassed you?

The hall was packed because of the class change. Pretty sure that was strategic on his part. He had no problems giving me the business in front of people.

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

Yeah I remember I was in like 5th grade and I got in trouble and my mom whopped my ass in the janitors closet and sent me back to class looking like

Janitor looked at me walking back to class like