Monkey peels a dude scalp back

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How gruesome is this?

+10 for a good written description
Old man is chilling in the village happy probably telling stories passed down from the ancestors. Life is good and peaceful. So much so that a monkey crawls in his lap and the both of them seem very playful. They appear to be enjoying each other's company. The man starts to behave very comfortably. He begins to talk demonstrably to the monkey waving his hands in jest. He is smiling. Suddenly...
 

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You can scrap with some, but the important thing most humans lack is that primal instinct. Being civilized you operate within a certain physical limit. Gotta talk quiet indoors, can't hold a glass cup too hard without breaking it, don't have to kill to eat, don't have to fight for your life once a week, don't have to walk everywhere, etc. You have to be a certain build and have a certain mindset to compete with wild animals.

Most mfs on the internet can't cash them checks they be writing

Yup. Animals have that extra gear that we as humans have suppressed through development of cooperative society.
 
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Yup. Animals have that extra gear that we as humans have suppressed through development of cooperative society.
It's not only having a savage mindset...
it's strength, speed and dexterity. What that money did to that old man a human is physically incapable of doing.


I could inject you with a serum that made you so rabid and violent you were out of your mind and guess what...that monkey would STILL kill you.
 

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Got me crying in traffic dawg :dead:
 
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watchin it again he really stood up like a real nikka like 'you tryna say im p*ssy??? :demonic:'
 
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Monkey was obviously his pet

India had to ban dudes owning bears as pets in the 70s, but shyt like this is obviously still a thing


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