Most Cringe-Worthy Simp Post I've Seen In A Minute

[bogey_j]

saw this post on another forum...

I saw the most beautiful girl today and it hurt so much

I was at universal studios with my dad today, and we were sitting down getting a snack. Across from us was a group of four women and one younger girl. The second I saw her, I just felt my whole body tense up. I felt like crying right there because I just felt so ugly around her. I wasn't prepared for such beauty. I kept my eyes on her the whole time and the more I stared the more I felt like crying. I wish that I can somehow pay someone to bring her to me so I can make her my princess bride.

My dad also saw her but just glanced away again. I just couldn't believe that he didn't feel anything deep when he saw her. I truely believed I fell in love for a moment... But I'm nothing but a pathetic peice of trash compared to her.

Now I guess I'll just have to draw her, write a story and create a character based off of her, try to dream of her and think about her for pleasure...

Do you ever see someone who makes you weak/sad/in love?

jesus christ these charmin ultra soft fukkbois need to man up they're embarrassing themselves out'chea

 

[Pdiddy]

 

[CM_Burns]

Sounds like the boy Elliott Rodger

 

[Stuntone]

He didn't spend any money, just harmless simping.

 

[BocaRear]

Poetry

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

He has to be in like middle school feeling like this

 

[KOOL-AID]

:mjlhh: u call dat simpin, foh :thumby:

 

[Smoke]

nikkas gonna front like they never seen a bytch so bad you wanted go home and write a notebook full of Haiku's about her

 

[bogey_j]

:mjlhh: u call dat simpin, foh :thumby:

"I felt like crying right there because I just felt so ugly around her. I wasn't prepared for such beauty. I kept my eyes on her the whole time and the more I stared the more I felt like crying. I wish that I can somehow pay someone to bring her to me so I can make her my princess bride."

I'd hate to see what'd you call simpin. this dude here would drink that chick's bathwater and capture her farts in a bottle.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Weak shyt

"I felt like crying right there because I just felt so ugly around her. I wasn't prepared for such beauty. I kept my eyes on her the whole time and the more I stared the more I felt like crying. I wish that I can somehow pay someone to bring her to me so I can make her my princess bride."

I'd hate to see what'd you call simpin. this dude here would drink that chick's bathwater and capture her farts in a bottle.

 

[SpacelySprockets]

I feel his pain

 

[MushroomX]

I wish that I can somehow pay someone to bring her to me so I can make her my princess bride.

Simp is prob that Albino

 

[Tommy Knocks]

this aint simpin just some nikka who saw the flyest girl he'd ever seen.

you must not seen the thread where ol boys wife cheated on him, dude found out, then ol girl cried and was depressed cause the nikka she was smashing got another female preg, then this simp ass nikka wanted to beat ol boy ass because he got his girl depressed for getting another broad preg

Id never seen that kind of simping in my life.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Funny thing is, a lot of dudes on The Coli talk shyt about simps/simping, but in private, they simp it up.

 

[bogey_j]

this aint simpin just some nikka who saw the flyest girl he'd ever seen.

you must not seen the thread where ol boys wife cheated on him, dude found out, then ol girl cried and was depressed cause the nikka she was smashing got another female preg, then this simp ass nikka wanted to beat ol boy ass because he got his girl depressed for getting another broad preg

Id never seen that kind of simping in my life.

lank?