Most Dudes Who Get Tats Is Soley To Get Girls

[Kilgore Trout]

Zero and the ladies love me

I guess congrats are in order.

 

[ClassyME]

where yo boy at?

Stop playin..

Spoiler

You know where he at.

 

[JillScottsHunny]

Never got the appeal with tattoos. They look tacky to me.

 

[newworldafro]

true.....




girls eat that shyt up these days. that "snapbacks and tattos" shyt fukked the game up





i was thinking about getting a half sleeve, but i dont want any stupid shyt on me that ima regret in 5 years.







bytches love that shyt tho

I remember summer before Senior year in high school, there was this summer camp where I was a counselor. At the end of the program they were giving the kids fake tatoos and I got one on my arm (probably an animal), but it looked relatively real and fresh. Next day there was a college day for NCA&T and just remember the chicks either admiring or questioning with their eyes the authenticity of the tat .......it did bring attention...and that was nice ....at this point after considering tats, I think I'm good though....I'll just rock my birthmarks...

 

[Nintendough]

No tats>>>>

 

[intruder]

Never got the appeal with tattoos. They look tacky to me.

Exactly.

Dont get me wrong there are people out there that have a genuine love for the art of tats but most mofos do it for the same reason they sag their pants: Other people did it so they gotta do it too

 

[DallasTxRep]

fukk a tat trend following muthafukaz

 

[newworldafro]

Dude use to work for the Baltimore City government as a planner

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

blacks need to get their tattoos in peach/pink color

 

[ugksam]

ya bytches love em

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i don't think so. i mean, yeah it has appeal to women but i highly doubt dudes are sitting in the chair thinking "yeah, this tat is going to get me so many women" because if you weren't getting girls before the tats, getting one isn't going to change who you are. and you have to figure, guys who do get attention from having tats are guys that have their whole arms tatted up or whatever. that's from multiple sittings, not just one...

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Yeah, them tats don't age well.

I remember when I was 20 we was at Dagos in Houston and I had 3 sketches with me for tats. But the day before my car ended up getting towed so I ended up using my tat money on that.

When I look back at those tats and the possibility of still having them now I cringe.

Thats basically why I chosen not to get tats cause I can't think of anything I would want on me forever.

I thought about it hard when my mother passed, but I know if she was here the last thing she would want is for me get a tattoo.

I haven't seen a tattoo in about 5 years that I thought was dope enough to make me want one.

So whenever someone ask me "Why don't you have any tattoos?"

I just ask them "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Benz?"

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

lol nikka 90% of the decisions men make are to get women

u think i wouldnt be content driving a ford? but nahh nicca got save up for the benz cause bytches love expensive cars lol

think i wouldnt be content in 30 dollar jeans but nahhh i gotta buy the 90 dollar ones cause bytches love nikkas who dress nice

nikka u think im in the gym tryna be healthy ? nahhh bytches like nice bodies lol

This post carries 1,000 lbs of truth per square inch.

Women look at guys the same way that casting directors look at prospective performers for a movie/commercial. They're looking for someone that fits a certain type or a certain image. You ever notice that? There's the guy who's "the motorcycle guy" or "the martial arts guy" or "that marine guy" or "the intellectual (lol) hipster guy." I can't really speak on behalf of my black brehthren, but I've definitely been "that Mexican law school guy" when I'm out and about.

When I get older, if I have a son, I am going to tell him, "Look, kiddo. I know it's going to feel phony and extremely shallow, but if you want to hammer out hot chicks, you have to go a certain direction when it comes to getting laid. You have to get some sort of look going to stand out in a certain way to chicks. You can't be the guy in boring clothes, sketchers shoes, driving a 10 year old Honda Civic and realistically expect to impress top-tier girls."

Who are girls in their late teens and early 20's impressed by? Guys who have a distinct image about them. It's kind of like having a flag on you that says, "Hey, look at me. I am a type of person that you might be interested in." This is because if you look boring, people will assume that you're a boring person before getting to know you, even if you've managed to cultivate a really good personality and are intelligent and responsible.

Now I'm not faulting girls for this. You gotta have a sales pitch for yourself, right? Over the years I've learned to welcome and appreciate this kind of thing because it's spurred me on to learn lots of new skills, stay in excellent health and good shape, and travel and party as much as I can to cultivate lots of interesting stories to tell women I meet. Eventually, when you realize how much fun it all is, it becomes just as much about yourself as it does about the girls.

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

I can confirm, bytches love tattoos.

 

[krackdagawd]

I can confirm, bytches love tattoos.