most embarassing teenage experience?

[Lo-Co]

whats something that you remember doing or saying as a teenager that makes you cringe every time you think about it? i can recall shyt like trying to talk to this girl and one of my friends ran up and pantsed me.

 

[It is a mystery]

I can recall embarrassing stuff that happened to or was done by people I know during my teenage years but strangely my mind is drawing a blank when it comes to myself

 

[princeofhaiti]

Phone sex with the middle school girlfriend
Nikkas over here humping the bed on some lexington steele type shyt, not knowin what the fawk im doing

Im ashamed of myself

 

[Loop Ba$eCrawler]

Turned 18 and went with my 16 year old friend to rent a porno vhs from the local movie store. He stood around the regular sections while I grabbed a movie and then we stood around waiting for the cute chick at the register to get busy or break so the old lady takes over. The lady checks my id and then can't find the movie...She was an older wrinkled up lady. Once the old lady couldn't find the tape the cute girl walked back to the front just as she was looking for it. My boy saw this and proceeded to walk outside. Time started moving in slow motion as the old lady yelled out to the cute girl 10 feet away "This young man wants to rent Big Titty Sluts vs Hard Cocks"...Don't remember the actual title but it was something direct and embarrassing like that. At this point everybody in the store is turning around and looking at me while I see my friend outside smirking back at me. I finished the transaction with the cute girl holding back laughter and the old lady acting like nothing weird just happened. I've never really cared about embarrassing situations though so I got put up to a lot of shyt like this. Had to buy condoms and double d batteries for a friend another time cause he didn't want the lady to see him buying them...It was his neighbor or something. I dropped the condoms and batteries on the counter like a boss in that situation.

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

Getting caught eating a booger in 7th grade English.

Got called "Booger Stank" by some tall gargantuan bytch who probably should've been a junior in high school....HATED that bytch.

 

[Cat piss martini]

6th grade.........
mama was at work and the neighbor lisa
who was a few years older than me got a kick
out of me suckin her tittys and rubbing her p*ssy
(always a tease never sex)
so were hot and heavy and she takes her
pantys off and was like stick it in.
I whipped out and as soon as she grabbed
it to stick it in i shot nut all over her thigh and stomach.

 

[Rue]

fainted in front of the entire school literally laying like this since then i was the most uncool kid ever. another incident in the same year, fell on my ass infront of the cool kids, their reaction , mine

 

[Loop Ba$eCrawler]

fainted in front of the entire school literally laying like this since then i was the most uncool kid ever. another incident in the same year, fell on my ass infront of the cool kids, their reaction , mine

That aint too bad. I had some bad milk one morning and threw up right in the middle of class in 11th grade. Had the whole class screaming but I felt so good afterwards that I didn't give a fukk....Plus I knew I was getting the rest of the day off. It was awkward after that but the whole class was filled with snobby kids so I carried on like I didn't cover the class floor in Capn Crunch and Milk at any point.

 

[MidniteJay]

whats something that you remember doing or saying as a teenager that makes you cringe every time you think about it? i can recall shyt like trying to talk to this girl and one of my friends ran up and pantsed me.

Same here Happened to me during PE. Except my boxers came down with my shorts and gave that broad a full frontal.

Good thing she was the only that saw it but whenever I saw her with her friends they all would be and she'd have that expression like "Yeah I told all my friends you got a small dikk."

Hated the nikka who did that to me for the longest.

 

[Rue]

That aint too bad. I had some bad milk one morning and threw up right in the middle of class in 11th grade. Had the whole class screaming but I felt so good afterwards that I didn't give a fukk....Plus I knew I was getting the rest of the day off. It was awkward after that but the whole class was filled with snobby kids so I carried on like I didn't cover the class floor in Capn Crunch and Milk at any point.

kids are a$$holes though. but thats not even the tip of the iceberg. some worse happened but i wouldnt want to lose my streetcred

 

[Splash]

kids are a$$holes though. but thats not even the tip of the iceberg. some worse happened but i wouldnt want to lose my streetcred

 

[Loop Ba$eCrawler]

kids are a$$holes though. but thats not even the tip of the iceberg. some worse happened but i wouldnt want to lose my streetcred

Let it go man.

 

[Splash]

Aint even that much I can think of I did some corny shyt like valentines day card to this girl I fell in love with in 7th

Got roasted for some Reeboks one time, I thought they was fresh