Most facepalm-worthy phases of your life
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Some people actually have a passion in life and don't want to work some shytty job because society tells them to.
You seem to be the one that needs help.
EA
A Pound & A Prayer
My first and last experience with weed and alcohol 
Never again. People like me are meant to be 100% sober all the time.
Never again. People like me are meant to be 100% sober all the time.
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
Wearing XXXL tall tees when I can fit into a small just fine.
Wasting time in college taking too many classes and not studying well for any of them
When I used financial aid money to pay that girl's rent.
Wasting time in college taking too many classes and not studying well for any of them
When I used financial aid money to pay that girl's rent.
Jesus Is Lord
Give Thanks, Repent, and Forgive
Let's see..1. Hit a train conductor with a 40 bottle when I was in the 11th grade
2. Blaze my cousin's wife for a summer.
3. Tortured numerous breeds of animals.
4. Was a decorated BB gun sniper for years.
5. Shot at the cops with a .22 from a roof.
6. Loaded a dozen eggs in my mans microwave, put it on 15 minutes and sat on his stoop with him and the microwave literally exploded.
7. I called the cops on the bodega owner and said that he pulled a gun on the kids, but he didn't. The cops came and arrested him when they found an illegal gun. I did it because I was high off weed and beer, I needed the cops to be a distraction while we stole shyt from the store. We ate kinda good. Mad Little Debbie's and chips.
Brehs don't make me tell more, I can't take it! Half of my life deeds were
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sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
prolly when i was going thru my 1st separation from my husband, i was a hoe , i had a nicca for dayum near every day of the week and i didnt care. i wasnt exactly succking dicc but i was learning.
High school when I started refusing to let my dad edge me up I'm mixed so ya boy was walkin around with crooked ass cowlicked bangs 
not to mention I began dressing like a lame fakkit too. I thought that was how to pull PAWGS 
I'm mixed so ya boy was walkin around with crooked ass cowlicked bangs not to mention I began dressing like a lame fakkit too. I thought that was how to pull PAWGS 
1. Hit a train conductor with a 40 bottle when I was in the 11th grade
2. Blaze my cousin's wife for a summer.
3. Tortured numerous breeds of animals.
4. Was a decorated BB gun sniper for years.
5. Shot at the cops with a .22 from a roof.
6. Loaded a dozen eggs in my mans microwave, put it on 15 minutes and sat on his stoop with him and the microwave literally exploded.
7. I called the cops on the bodega owner and said that he pulled a gun on the kids, but he didn't. The cops came and arrested him when they found an illegal gun. I did it because I was high off weed and beer, I needed the cops to be a distraction while we sold shyt from the store. We ate kinda good. Mad Little Debbie's and chips.
Are you sure that was just a phase
?
Jesus Is Lord
Give Thanks, Repent, and Forgive
1. Hit a train conductor with a 40 bottle when I was in the 11th grade
2. Blaze my cousin's wife for a summer.
3. Tortured numerous breeds of animals.
4. Was a decorated BB gun sniper for years.
5. Shot at the cops with a .22 from a roof.
6. Loaded a dozen eggs in my mans microwave, put it on 15 minutes and sat on his stoop with him and the microwave literally exploded.
7. I called the cops on the bodega owner and said that he pulled a gun on the kids, but he didn't. The cops came and arrested him when they found an illegal gun. I did it because I was high off weed and beer, I needed the cops to be a distraction while we stole shyt from the store. We ate kinda good. Mad Little Debbie's and chips.
Need moar breh.
sanityovar8ted
OG Moma Coli....dat bytch Thowd!!!
im serious, i was learning to suck dicc, it wasnt my forte when i was younger, but i learned it was a must. m y first husband kept cheating on me cuz i didnt succ dic , so i felt i had to learn
1. Hit a train conductor with a 40 bottle when I was in the 11th grade
2. Blaze my cousin's wife for a summer.
3. Tortured numerous breeds of animals.
4. Was a decorated BB gun sniper for years.
5. Shot at the cops with a .22 from a roof.
6. Loaded a dozen eggs in my mans microwave, put it on 15 minutes and sat on his stoop with him and the microwave literally exploded.
7. I called the cops on the bodega owner and said that he pulled a gun on the kids, but he didn't. The cops came and arrested him when they found an illegal gun. I did it because I was high off weed and beer, I needed the cops to be a distraction while we stole shyt from the store. We ate kinda good. Mad Little Debbie's and chips.
You might be a sociopath, a couple of these are
Jesus Is Lord
Give Thanks, Repent, and Forgive
Need moar breh.
1. Peed in my step moms beer that was in the fridge.
2. The first time I got get my dikk sucked was from a crack head chick that my uncle was smoking with/boning.
3. Used to pay winos to get Wild Irish Rose from the liquor store for my mans and us.
4. Blazed my girlfirend's cousins.
5. Signed up for the army under my mans name. They came looking for him to take the test and it was a HUGE misunderstanding.
6. I peed in a chick's butt........and she loved it.
7. One day I flattened 10 cars tires on my block.
8. My and my man put the tip of our dikks on a tray full of deviled eggs one by one, because these chicks were having a lingerie party and they wouldn't let us in. They locked the livingroom door and left us nmthe kitchen with the food.
9. When I was in the 7th grade I would see my friend's mother leave from work every morning and say "sukk my dikk lady" and she would look everytime, but she never saw me and she never knew where it was coming from. My friend told me about it and it switched to, "your son sucked my dikk", every morning Mon. - Fri.
I can do this all day breh. Make it stop!
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Jesus Is Lord
Give Thanks, Repent, and Forgive
You might be a sociopath, a couple of these are
Nah, it was fun when it happened, strictly for laughs with my dudes. My whole circle in my youth was all about laughter or drama.