most fckd up ghetto name u heard

[Reggie]

I went to school with a chick whose name i believe was Chevalier. Can't get to much more ghetto/ratchet than that.

 

[Willy Waffle]

I swear y'all no my homegirl went to jr college with this chick named "Ya'Heiness" I swear on airthang!

had a homey of mine in junior high, his lil brother name was "Urmajesty" and sum of the teachers in grade school refused to call him by his first name.

i can't count on my fingers how many, jaqueshas, dayquans, jonishas, i've come across, shyt is normal

sum of the most ridicoulus names i've come across

Sunshineforever
Godwilling
Abbiesha
Hypnosis
Ja'Erica
Che'Ron
knew a cutt throat mexican is went to school wit name Ebear




must be the new trend wit young parents to put the apostrphe (') in names now wit either a mir or zir

ya'zir
ri'mir and na'zir (unfortunately 2 lil cuzzins of mine name )
ta'mir

i can't imagine what teachers go through wit pronoucing these names today, these days of james, john, tom, david, or coming to an end

 

[patscorpio]

Dreame

 

[ClassyME]

Deshonna who had a cousin named Deshawn, lil sister Deniqua, lil brother Dequan. Chrishelle, Johnessa, Que'air, Larketa... My friend's next door neighbor's named Macqueisha(as in big mac )


Ethio friend named Zufan, Hewan, Old family friend lady named Shankaroon, Trinidad friend named Zeeshan white girl working at my gym named Winter ... I have an interesting group of friends

 

[VICVALLIN]

i knew a lady whose father was name charles and her mother was named ella, so they just named the bytch charlesella. she was a big ugly bytch so people just called her godzilla instead. my cousin's name is ueron (pronounced you-ron). i just called the nikka urine.

 

[InfraRed]

My sister has a friend named Shaquisha.

 

[Constantine]

The worst ghetto names are aspirational names. Parents give their kids names of things they wish to posess, or aspire to.
1. Locations/Nation states. Parents give their kids name of continents, or nation states they wish to visit like Asia, Africa, Kenya, Kentatta, Zaire.
2. Motor vehicles. People give their kids names of vehicles they wish to own like Lexus, Mercedes, Jaguar.
3. Pronouns. Parents give their kids pronouns as prefixes, such as La, or El in front of their names.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

I think I posted it before, but some chick named her twins La-washa and La-dyra.

Goddamn I hope you're just fishing for reps.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Boomquita - female
Daillest - male

 

[Stoop Kid]

pentagramington... im dead ass serious

 

[unit321]

Robert Smith, Jr.

 

[Robert California]

Urine (Pronounce Ureen-a)
Yestiddy
Tomari <~ her sister

 

[IronFist]

KemaLashaunda (im dead serious)

 

[thoushallhustle]

Omg this thread is hilarious

 

[thoushallhustle]

I have a cousin named jazzbama