Most females can't take ****

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:childplease:Just like a man knows when he laid the hammer down, a woman knows when she gave him that wet-wet.
I can say that because thats been MY experience...I know what I do in bed, so Im speaking on my performance....Yall acting like yall never had pleasurable sex with a woman who was in tune with her body before..
Women do enjoy sex ..its not an uncomfortable experience for all of us.

Im just confused by all this backlash..If women cant take the dikk and give head correctly then why are yall still chasing p*ssy?



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I chase p*ssy because of my ego. Yes, i love women but i am just being honest.
 

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Don't lump me in with what others have said. I simply commented on the "no complaints" shyt. I hear that all the time as if a dude would tell a broad she's wack. I enjoy sex...even with broads who :whoa: from the dikk. It's just that there are a number that can't work it. Just like there are a number of men who can't fukk?

My girl can take it though...she be :to::bryan: the whole way but she throws it back....Gotdamn, just talking about it :ohlawd:

You said alot more than that..but ok..
And the reason why I can say that is because most dudes think because Im so small that I cant take dikk..and when we get through, they suprised I handled it so well..
How do you enjoy sex with someone who runs from the dikk?
 

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Porn...my mans body...vibrators...whispering in each others ear while having sex...light choking...and having my butt squeezed while riding...

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u live in ny ?
 

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You said alot more than that..but ok..
And the reason why I can say that is because most dudes think because Im so small that I cant take dikk..and when we get through, they suprised I handled it so well..
How do you enjoy sex with someone who runs from the dikk?

:whew: Slim girls yall know how to :takedat:
 

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You said alot more than that..but ok..
And the reason why I can say that is because most dudes think because Im so small that I cant take dikk..and when we get through, they suprised I handled it so well..
How do you enjoy sex with someone who runs from the dikk?

Running is one thing. Lying there like a wounded pigeon with ya face :bryan: while I pound away is another.
 

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You know what? On second thought... I gotta agree with OP. After careful reflection on this, I can safely conclude that women don't do nearly the amount of work that men do when fukking. Women think that by simply giving the "lazy starfish" they can really satisfy a man, while men have to have the proper utilities, maintain an erection long enough to get her to come, run her through various positions, etc.

Another thing: Ladies, you do not give the best blowjob ever. We just tell you that because we want you to keep going and we instinctively compliment you while you're doing it to make you feel better about it. Don't get me wrong, I love getting blown, but there has been massive disparity between various bytches while I'm getting blown. Some use too much teeth, some have a shallow throat, and one even used it as a toothbrush (WTF). Others had no gag reflex and TONS of eye contact!

My man Jim Jefferies says it better than me (VERY FUNNY):

 
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