Ayo...i'm just sayin', doe...if you just switch the letters up, then:
RELATIONSHIP =
I SIT ON HER LAP
Knowledge.
if you break it down further....
"Re"-means re-ocurring, "La" is latin for the, "ion" means forever/ongoing, and "ship" is akin to slavery which is what marriage seems to become.

fukk all that
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what else is out there breh


BUT! 


. All these chicks were nerdy late bloomers from small towns or conservative households, though.