Most of my closest friends have sucked me off

[the cac mamba]

i knew what you meant, but that thread title

 

[Jesus Bhrist]

OP I understand what you mean & I had this conversation with one of my Bros....I rather have female friends at this point in my life on some casual hanging out shyt way more beneficial & they gunna put you on to bad bytches & tell you about they friends that's hoes n shyt...if imma chill with the homies it gotta be to play basketball, go to the gym, betting money on 2K, shyt like that etc...but just hanging out to hang out it gotta be with women from now on

 

[Address_Unknown]

Meaning:

I have always been besties with my women.

Dudes I know hate the fact that I drop them like hot rocks to go chill with her. I forget about the homies when I'm booed up.

Then I be wanting to hang out again when she leaves me (or vice versa).

Any you Brehs actually love ladies? Like: treat them fair and enjoy their company?

I'm an easy going dude and most all my real female friends know this so I stay in good graces with 'em all despite the fact that we ain't smashing; something a large majority of dudes ain't doing which makes me somewhat rare but not entirely special since a good portion of dudes be waiting in the wings hoping to slip it in when they most vulnerable under the guise of "being there for you" on some vulture shyt.

Male or Female, If I enjoy your company and we friends on some mutual respect and shared interests shyt you got a solid mate to kick it with and alot of females appreciate that and matured enough to not let chicks take my sweetness (pause) for weakness and just got me as a resource rather than a friend with the allusion to smashing hanging above my head to make me think my actions are being noted and will eventually be rewarded on some milquetoast simp shyt.

Plus building up a rapport like that with all the hanging out, cooked meals, back porch wine drinking eventually leads to 'em wondering "What if we..." And we take our friendship to the benefits claim office and file a report.
Its a race not a sprint.