Most outrageous flex line in rap?

[It is a mystery]

Rick Ross got one that goes

100 mil ain't enough
Got 100 women, gotta deal with it, love
Worth 40 m's is he still dealing drugs

What other ultra ridiculous flex lines are out there?

 

[smokeurobinson]

How ya doin' baby girl? I, uhhh, noticed you from 'cross the way and I think me and you should get to talkin'...Baby girl, you know how much money I got? Oprah does my laundry. Michael Jordan cuts my grass. Do you know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway, just to get the mail. And that's ALL I use it for. I got six stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and eight other lawyers to watch the first two lawyers. And I got custom made condoms made out of other people's dikks...I throw away all my platinum cards and now I got a Uranium card...Donald Trump delivers my newspaper in the morning, and I don't even tip him!"

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

92 bricks

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

the baddest chick in the game wearin my chain...

because it's true

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[YoungSimpson]

"I oversee every brick on the East Coast."
- Young Scooter

 

[King Biko]

And I got custom made condoms made out of other people's dikks...

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"How could you ever think that rap had me pumped up, when that powder white coming by the dump truck"

"You middlemanning I'm touching the hands of the growers, from Texas to Tijuana motherfukkers know us"

Push

 

[KnickstapeCity]

"Getting money, my driveway is sponsored by Range Rover"

Obviously, he doesn't know what the word "sponsored" means.

:mjlol1:

 

[Farrinto]

"I got a large house a dog house in my backyard, and even my dog house got a back yard"

 

[R.O. Double]

"My name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star
ever other week I get a brand new car
Got twenty, that's plenty yet I still want more
kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four
I got the riches--to fulfill my needs
got land in the sand of the West Indies
even got a little island of my very own--
I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone
An accountant to account the amount I spent
gotta treaty with Tahiti 'cause I own a percent
got gear I wear for everyday
boutiques from France to the U.S.A."

 

[MAKAVELI25]

"I oversee every brick on the East Coast."
- Young Scooter

I bet even the Producer had to stop the track on some shyt

 

[Jzh]

"I got a crib I aint seen in a month, and a fridge so big you can walk in and see what you want"
- Lloyd Banks

 

[RAW_SPK]

Just cause I was listening to this randomly

"I won the battle, the 1st nikka to ever
get the cover of The Source and the cover of Guns & Ammo"
- Royce Da 5'9"

 

[NSSVO]

Every chandelier ran a nikka, one-mil
20 chandeliers motherfukker who real
- Rick Ross