Most outrageous flex line in rap?

[Larry Lambo]

Ross owns some of the most ridiculous lines I've ever heard.

"My last load was gift wrapped by Castro"

 

[Larry Lambo]

Baby/Birdman got some ridiculous ones too. "How U Luv That, Vol. 2" was filled with jewels.

"I bought my son a Rolex with diamonds and bezels at 9 months, and a Cash Money medallion with 20 diamonds in each letter"

 

[1thouwow]

"Getting money, my driveway is sponsored by Range Rover"

Obviously, he doesn't know what the word "sponsored" means.

:mjlol1:

Makes sense to me

 

[Asicz]

I'm six cribs deep, six bank accounts in six countries
Na I'm lyin', who gives a fukk that's so tired

Nas 'Zone Out'

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

"I oversee every brick on the East Coast."
- Young Scooter

 

[SuburbanPimp]

"My name is Special Ed and I'm a super-duper star
ever other week I get a brand new car
Got twenty, that's plenty yet I still want more
kinda fond of honda scooters--got seventy-four
I got the riches--to fulfill my needs
got land in the sand of the West Indies
even got a little island of my very own--
I gotta frog--a dog with a solid gold bone
An accountant to account the amount I spent
gotta treaty with Tahiti 'cause I own a percent
got gear I wear for everyday
boutiques from France to the U.S.A."

I Got it Made is probably the OG stunting/flexing song....

 

[KravenMorehead™]

NaS - "Google Earth Nas I got cribs in 7 continents"

NaS - "I know who died before the body drop"

Kiss - My bathtub lift up, my walls do a 360/ we got the shyt that the government got

Jae Millz - Bullets the size of chinese crab sticks

 

[duckbutta]

"I made 872 million off molasses yesterday...straight up"

 

[Yehuda]

Pick any line in this song.

How ya doin' baby girl? I, uhhh, noticed you from 'cross the way and I think me and you should get to talkin'...Baby girl, you know how much money I got? Oprah does my laundry. Michael Jordan cuts my grass. Do you know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway, just to get the mail. And that's ALL I use it for. I got six stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and eight other lawyers to watch the first two lawyers. And I got custom made condoms made out of other people's dikks...I throw away all my platinum cards and now I got a Uranium card...Donald Trump delivers my newspaper in the morning, and I don't even tip him!"

"I got a large house a dog house in my backyard, and even my doghouse got a back yard"

"I bought my son a Rolex with diamonds and bezels at 9 months, and a Cash Money medallion with 20 diamonds in each letter"

 

[Heretic]

These nikkas used to talk so much shyt in they intros especially that last one please do yourself a favor and listen to that last intro... Jesus!

 

[mbewane]

"Ason, I keep planets in orbit"

Line always cracks me up

 

[JayBaldacci]

All the gun lines about making dudes flip or twirl.

 

[Larry Lambo]

The best part of that Busta Rhymes skit is when dude says "When I'm too tired to get my socks blown, I just hire people to f**k for me"

 

[intilectual recipricol]

one of them Cash Money nikkaz said he had a platinum football field

 

[Mike the Executioner]

SO FORGET OREOS, EAT COOL J COOKIES, I'M BAD!!!!