Most Over Exaggerated Rap Lines You Ever Heard

[Pop123]

“I’m a dragon with the head of a lion (lie)
Jaws be like saws grindin (liar)
Claws rip thru walls of cast iron (false)
I slap fire out a hoodlum (nope)
Pull out steel and start shootin (never)
I clap iron like Duke Nukem (bs)
Try to attack Bis? (stop)
You get cha face stomped flatter than a compact disc with black Timbs (impossible)
Flatter than a Yankee baseball cap brim (not true)
Flatter than the knife Jay stabbed Un with (inaccurate)



“From Princeton to Clapham Common /
My lyrics invade Europe like Joseph Stalin and murder nikkas for rhymin”

No they don’t

 

[Mystic]

Canibus's entire career(I mean his career, not legacy)

 

[Juggalo Fred]

"I'll put Zach Gowen in a figure four infront of the liquor store" Violent J

Physically impossible to put an amputee in a figure four

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

"Lew Hawk my nikka, done slapboxed with Jigga, whipped up 36 in the Bassment with Tigger"

 

[KnickstapeCity]

House stupid dumb big, my rooms got rooms -Jeezy

I know what he talking about, though.

 

[Taadow]

Any Cash Money intro in the 90s

“I’m finna buy a city.
I ain’t gonna tell you which one…just a city.”

 

[the elastic]

I got little guns that'll straight pounce ya melon
Got big guns 'bout the size of Mount St. Helen

Sean P - Peep My Words

 

[Obie Obie]

I know Pablo, Noreaga, the real Noreaga
He owe me a hundred favors

 

[Crumple]

"Punch you so hard in your chest your shoulders will touch"

"The only rapper to skydive/ and give the statue of Liberty a high five" - Eminem (bet rapcity freestyle)

 

[TripleAgent]

nikka, I'm immune to all viruses
I get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses
Just for sayin' "nuh!" I get a quarter a mil
I have it raining ice drops the size of automobiles

 

[JustCKing]

Don't I look like a Halle Berry poster- Missy Elliott, "Work It".

I just bought California. Them other states ain't far behind it either- Dr. Dre, "Talk About It"

 

[Chip Skylark]

Got 10 bathrooms I can shyt all day ~ Wayne

I mean you can shyt all day with one in the house

 

[BronxFleeZ]

Need to laugh anyone got some lines

 

[altruicsense]

Canibus had the best lines man:


I took a lion on tour wit' me,
Smacked him in the head for tryna' roar at me

Edit: He wasn't completely lying...