Most Over Exaggerated Rap Lines You Ever Heard

[AlmightySu]

The entire Rick Ross collection

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

"When the soldiers with me it's like a tank around me" -2 chainz

 

[Farrinto]

"I got enough guns to wreck a nation, any nikka wave a tec at Mason, have an explanation" That might have been Mase's hardest verse but it was full of

 

[intilectual recipricol]

"I got 7 mack 11's, about 8 .38's, nine 9's, ten mack 10'... the shyt never ends"

 

[east oakland usa]

i bury you body anywhere except the Earth - Canibus lol

 

[bigmac]

nikka done listed every single Ross single

 

[dBoyFresh*212]

"im a boss"- rick ross

 

[DaveyDave]

insert every Jadakiss song ever

 

[DosCadenaz]

In case you forgot or fell off I'm still hot - knock your shell off
My money stack fat plus I can't turn the swell off
The franchise, doin' big bid'ness, I live this
It's automatic I win this - oh you hear those horns, you finished
A soldier, and I stay under you fightin'
Plus I'm stormin' on you chumps like I'm thunder and lightning
Ain't no way you breakin' me kid, I'm harder than nails
Plus I keep it on lock, like I'm part of the jail
I'm slaughtering stale, competition, I got the whole block wishing
they could run with my division but they gone fishing -
- with no bait, kid your boy hold weight
I got my soul straight, I brush your mouth like Colgate
In any weather I'm never better your boy's so hot
you'll never catch me in the next man's sweater
If they hate, let 'em hate, I drop ya whole clan
Lay yo' ass down for the three second tan

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Birdman talking about buying a platinum football field.

 

[dubs]

The entire Jadakiss and Styles P verses on "We Gonna Make It"

Every line surpasses even Rick Ross using his most vivid imagery.

Whatchu kno bout usin the same scale they use to weigh the whales wit?

 

[Pop123]

"I'll get you kidnapped and raped then thrown off a roof" Styles

"I got a 100 acre island with a helipad / no keys, start my car with an iPad" - Paul Wall

"In the Bridge where the murderers live, I used to make a quarter million monthly" Nas

oh, and RIck Ross in general

 

[Marezzy]

"Now a nikka got baking to bey
Harlem shake naw I'm in Harlem shaking away
Shaking to bake, shaking to Jake's
Kill you shoot the funeral up and Harlem Shake at your wake"

But still

 

[Tug life]

"she said ma$e its a lot of things i wanna teach you bout if i tell you my past itll freak you out save ya dough you know i wanna treat you out, fukk sucking ya dikk I wanna eat you out"

 

[Dirty D]

I'm so ahead of my time my parents haven't met yet