Most Private Thing You're Willing To Admit

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

....I used to jack off to Archie comics


.....the female characters, I mean

 

[Scotch Hall]

I tried jacking off in the same bed with my mom and brother

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

*I robbed a stripper during my soph year in college(all i got was a hotel room key, cigs, cell phone and a crown royal bag)
* fukked 2 chicks that were preg for other dudes(one of them I knew the babyfather)(one was over 5 months preg)
*Spent over $2000 fukking bytches in Dubai

 

[Rawtid]

I'm not calling you a liar.
I just figure...sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

But I guess I was wrong.

 

[Remote]

....I used to jack off to Archie comics


.....the female characters, I mean

 

[swimmingpools]

My bra and panties are blue right now.

 

[Remote]

I dunno. I figured if she didn't like the sex the least he could have done was gone down on her. You gotta be a goon to fukk that up.

 

[Remote]

My bra and panties are blue right now.

You should separate your laundry before you wash.
That could help.

 

[Lana Kane]

I peed my pants in the first grade.

Aw, my baby brother peed his pants early this week and I told him don't worry I still wet myself
He hit me with one of these but little does he know I'm not lying

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Aw, my baby brother peed his pants early this week and I told him don't worry I still wet myself
He hit me with one of these but little does he know I'm not lying

 

[Capitol]

I might have potentially smoked a laced blunt. I'm nearly certain because it didn't look or taste like a blunt I ever had after that or before and the effects were different. I'm not really ashamed of saying this, but I'll probably never mention it in real life

 

[BlackBieber]

I can tell you wasn't shyt in school...You probably one of those bible babies that couldn't think for themselves.

Most private thing I"m willing to admit to + Watching EURO Lesbian Porn + SORRY MY SISTAS + I wasn't even turned on = I'm not interested in Euro's you idiot.

so u saying u wasnt turned on by two females having sex?

yeh ur gay

 

[Mac Brown]

Bad. Like i said


Like I said I never had terrible sex before this person and it was terrible. I'm not trying to go into details but I it made it so I am no longer interested in a sexual relationship with someone I am extremely attracted to so analyze it however you like. I have no reason to lie about it.

baby it sounds like he came up short or quick.......too quick.


you women are complicated!

 

[Remote]

I might have potentially smoked a laced blunt. I'm nearly certain because it didn't look or taste like a blunt I ever had after that and the effects were different. I'm not really ashamed of saying this, but I'll probably never mention it in real life "manny"

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

I might have potentially smoked a laced blunt. I'm nearly certain because it didn't look or taste like a blunt I ever had after that or before and the effects were different. I'm not really ashamed of saying this, but I'll probably never mention it in real life

Laced with what?