Most Ridiculous Comments You’ve Seen on TheColi

[darius19]

a nikka in the fashion trends thread tried to rock a baseball helmet. I’m still dying over that shyt

 

[General Mills]

Wasn't really a ridiculous comment more so a ridiculous story but breh said he went to his gf's dad funeral and they were heading to the burial site from the church but there wasn't enough room in the limo left for him so he had to get in the other car with his girl's cousin. Breh said she was sobbing and proceeded to lean on his shoulder. She started getting more touchy feely, unzipped his pants and gave him a bj on the way to the grave site. He said he bussed as soon as they pulled up

That was me

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/has...her-relatives-ever-make-a-pass-at-you.756940/


I have never forgotten her. She looked like a Prime Juanita Bynum

 

[Supercoolmayo]

Someone said Noone would be listening to drake a decade from now

 

[staticshock]

The fukk


I never mocked his death and I’ve never been banned or bushed on this website.

mods y’all gon let this nikka lie like that?

 

[MajesticLion]

This whole thread in the rafters is straight jokes.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/my-homies-fiancé-found-a-bunch-of-crusty-yellow-stained-socks-under-his-sons-bed.287833/#post-11950774

The killer is the breh @Hijo de luna who said he used keep his nut in jars as a kid



The responses after that literally shut the thread down.

That thread

 

[BigSteppa]

That one thread where dudes was saying they could take on an ape in a fight

 

[Luken]

funniest exposal ever, dude was leaving comments behind like:
" i want to watch your little man twinkle after he drinks 4 capri suns back to back"
"i want to take a bath with your son"
"i want to wear your daughters dirty diaper like a hat"

posters were GETTING HEATEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

then yeah, one day SOHH turned off the anonymity and hte nikka got exposed instantly, it was a totally normal poster too

 

[LevelUp]

I missed out on LOTS

at these entries.

 

[richaveli83]

I read a thread in JBO about nikkas fukking hookers and bruh said she had her small child hiding in the tub why she turned tricks and he still fukked the hoe

 

[Oatmeal]

The fallout from that one Ashanti concert

 

[Bossino]

The fallout from that one Ashanti concert

Lost the homie Brolic Scholar

 

[Luken]

One time a guy in the booth made a fake webpage, where he posted up a fake interview of himself, in a effort to get people to listen to his music

@epar

the culture needs this one

 

[Big Blue]

Read the spoiler

His profile is still active


@Kenny West

Breh is crazy

 

[KingsOfKings]

Stay Black is some CAC shyt that was popularized by Joey Coco Diaz on the JRE podcast. It's a stupid phrase that sounds funny to cacs.

I don't know why Black people are using it.

Busta probably thought he was trying to call him a c00n or some shyt

The fukk?

 

[KingsOfKings]

Smh