Most Ridiculous Comments You’ve Seen on thecoli

[Double Burger With Cheese]

There's a thread where a poster said its soft/gay to eat salad

nikka it is gay

 

[African_brehda]

“All jokes aside , I smashed shorty when I went to Koh Samui a year ago . I’m gonna dig deep on my snap & whatsapp to look for proof , honestly the p*ssy wasn’t all that she started bleeding .


Edit : she went by a different Ig name when we linked up Diloladear . Can’t find her messages”


Just paid $22 for onlyfans AMA UPDATE: I SLIPPED AND FELL IN SOME BUSSY

 

[Seoul Gleou]

good shyt I watched them play the world cup vs argentina few years back had great fans great people




also ...dude is prolly massive pause...my friends guy who nigerian won the local contest for dong size when I was in high school. measured over 10 inches flacid


no fukking homo but yeah they said his shyt was on cowabunga

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

Dear Diary:

Today I found out I share space on an internet forum with fakkits. Not just your run of the mill garden variety fakkits, mind you. I'm talking about fakkits who keep their own semen in jars. Next level type fakkits. For what use? I have no idea. All I know is that I share space on an internet forum with fakkits.

 

[skylove4]

That dude who hated Rosario Dawson..

When she showed that lil hairy box in Alexander

 

[Wolfpac]

 

[Koli_Kat]

nikka it is gay

Damn it's gay to eat healthy. I guess I'll go get some fried chicken and Mac and cheese.Run up my blood pressure and become a statistic

 

[Billy Ocean]

@Wallychamp said he was Black

 

[Sad Bunny]

That Future is a better artist than NaS @Gator Reloaded

I never said that. I said he has a better discography and that’s real.

 

[Wallychamp]

@Billy Ocean claiming to be taller than 5'9

 

[Joe Budden]

You can’t be a dime piece over the age of 30.

 

[1thouwow]

One thread that will always stick out to me was that big thread on here with posters saying they didn’t blame their fathers for leaving them and their mothers behind. I understand what they were trying to say. Basically “women/mothers can be toxic and fukked up too” which everybody can agree on but these nikkas was damn near their fathers for leaving their whole family’s behind
Leaving a woman is one thing but not your kids too

Link

 

[ADK]

Why are two of my topics on the first page of this topic

 

[ADK]

There was a thread wher somebody was saying bringing your lunch to work was gay.

There was one thread where the OP was saying you're a 'lame' if you preheat the oven before cooking with it.

Still not sure how you're supposed to use an oven without preheating it.

Is it gay for a man to pack a lunch for work?

I automatically think you have a moist butthole if you preheat your oven

Pretty solid statements to me

 

[Deafheaven]

I never said that. I said he has a better discography and that’s real.