Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

[WesCrook]

Let's not forget the reject professional athlete who decides to coach some reject kids because his options ran out.

 

[TezMilli]

Every time an object crashes, the obligatory cat noise in the background

 

[panopticon]

Then he's talking to her with his back turned stirring and chopping up shyt, with a glass of wine. The conversation is always about some dilemma the woman is in.

Don't forget the man working in a mention of the wine's vintage or some shyt to seem sophisticated

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

The drunken Cop battling alcoholism.

Troubled teenage daughter who hates drunken dad.

The wet street.

The stupid husband /smart wife dynamic in every single commercial ever made.

this isn't a cliche... they do it for aesthetics and to mask the fact that many city streets aren't uniform and have cracks and big patches of asphalt to cover potholes.

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

The jump from a crumbling building to the helicopter scene.

The 90lb woman beating up dozens of men flick.

Romantic comedies that take place in NYC, the main girl always works for some high end magazine/Fashion office.

 

[Smashius Clay]

hollywood should make a movie called cliche, where every single cliche happens

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Crackers saving negros from themselves

 

[Reno89]

When the main character trains for months for a competition in a sport he has never really played, and gets first place.

Probably what gassed up Conor McGregor

 

[Smashius Clay]

"You wouldn't believe it if I told you."

"try me."



Can y'all say some different shyt?

"Forget everything you thought you know about X"

"Bunker Hill is... well... a hill" I might be the only one who notices, but shyt is overkill status lately.

Cornball cacs saying "like..." followed by something obvious to a laugh track.

 

[CookisaCac]

who doesnt eat chinese food out the box? lol

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

-1 on 5+ fights where for some reason dudes don't swarm the one guy, they all patiently wait to get their ass beat/dropped one by one


- the person who has to get a terminal disease or be damn near emotionally dismantled to decide that, hey, maybe i should live my best life and goes of some fantastic eat pray love ass sapfest of an adventure

 

[Easy-E]

No one loses their hearing after a 300 shots gun battle

Car drives through crowd and no one gets hit

The bad guys ALWAYS find out where the hero is

Making an overwhelming boss, but, is dismantled by a deus ex machina (X-Men Apocalypse should've ended with the world being destroyed and Apocalypse winning...but Magneto and Storm had a change of heart)

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

who doesnt eat chinese food out the box? lol

me...be civilized

 

[BLΔCK⁂W⊙LF]

• The mid-30s white guy savior with a "sad" past.

• Skinny guy/girl man-handling guys that are twice their size and strength.

• The ultra-loud, ultra-aggressive, unthinking Black guy. I have gotten to the point if I see this in a movie or television show, I stop watching immediately.

• Black one dimensional characters.

• The person that says, "... it's too complicated" in regards to critical information that could better prepare a loved one.

 

[Easy-E]

Muthapuckas NOT MOVING OUT OF A DAMN HAUNTED HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????????????