Movie Cliches you are Tired of Seeing

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guy getting shot but wearing a vest and surviving

The last second bomb defusal . Timer stops with 1 second left, never like 5 or 30

Villain explains the plan Breh giving a full ted talk instead of just killing

evil boss kills a henchman just to show how ruthless he is
:pachaha: Nah, this breh got a huge dikk






:pachaha: So true
 

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title cards or scrolling text that describes context at the beginning of films

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when an assasin tries to stab someone in the eye and the defender stops it RIGHT when its a couple mm away from their eye socket

when the good guy tries to talknojutsu the villain for 20 min before fighting (even though the villain commited genocide)
 

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Also as he is surrendering his badge+gun, he is ordered to STAY AWAY FROM THE CASE!!!!!


Then who solves it? Definitely not the cocky detectives that laugh at him on his way out!
Yeah but he teams up with a reluctant rookie cop who reminds him that he's banned from the case and can get fired but helps anyway. The captain finds out and reprimands them but at the end they are vindicated because he/she helped save the day.
 

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Making huge meals and the character takes one bite and is full

Not saying goodbye when they get off the phone

Another one in the same non human behaviour category - people wearing their shoes on the bed.

This seems to happen a lot and I guess it can mess up their continuity if a character has to keep putting on and removing shoes, but they should put the effort in. Little things like that mess up your suspension of disbelief.
 
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Also as he is surrendering his badge+gun, he is ordered to STAY AWAY FROM THE CASE!!!!!


Then who solves it? Definitely not the cocky detectives that laugh at him on his way out!

And the inevitable moment they get in a dangerous situation, and he/she reaches for the gun, and it’s not there
 

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Guy realizes he's been with the wrong girl the entire time so he runs over to the girls apartment he wants to be with but she miraculously has already packed up and left. He races to the airport/bus stop/train station and barely makes it on time to profess his love for her.
 
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