Movie Lines Edited For TV. Post The Most Ridiculous Examples.

[MidwestD]

Scarface

How'd you get that scar, eatin p*ssy?

How'd you get that scar, eatin pineapple?

 

[Tide Run This]

The edited version of Juice is unwatchable

 

[ch15x]

 

[Peter Parker]

Surprised no one has mentioned Next Friday, whenever they go "money sucker" instead of motherfukker

 

[Young Bishop]

A thin line between Love and Hate had the wortst of all time.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

Kill Bill: “My name’s Buck, and I came here to party.”

:trollLBJ:

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

Belly on BET was one of the funniest edits ever. Whoever did DMX' voice sounded NOTHING like him at all. Pure hilarity.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

Also, anybody ever see this ol' bullshyt?! Showgirls, a goddamn movie about naked, topless strippers.........basically photoshopped bras onto any and all naked titties! The horror!

 

[Sonny Creems]

Nutty Professor
Buddy Love: Scratch the car, I'll scratch your ass
Edit: Scratch the car, I'll scratch your BEHIND

 

[Mr. Negative]

gonna be a 30 minute matrix movie

 

[Won Won]

Scarface

How'd you get that scar, eatin p*ssy?

How'd you get that scar, eatin pineapple?

"This town's like great big chicken just waiting to get plucked"

 

[Fart Knocker]

Die Hard 3: The sign says "I hate everybody."

 

[Super Cheech]

The GOAT...starts at 44 secs in case link messes up timestamp

 

[b. woods]

2Pac said some shyt in Above the Rim like "Punk Maggot Farmer!" lol

 

[Silkk]

"You wanna FOOL with a brother, you want a brother like me to get his 3rd strike"