Cole from Martin. As a friend he fukked up EVERY task the crew gave him. That "Rent a Spoons" idea should have been the straw that made Martin say 
Movie or TV characters who were/are horrible at their jobs
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Fred Sanford-Does he ever sell anything?How does he eat taking so many L's all the time?Lamont does the real work.
Tim Taylor-fukks up everything.Shows you how to do nothing.How Binford is not a complete joke to the public and out of business is amazing.
Tim Taylor-fukks up everything.Shows you how to do nothing.How Binford is not a complete joke to the public and out of business is amazing.
Stacks Edwards.
All he had to go what ditch the getaway car!
All he had to go what ditch the getaway car!
DUDE RUINED EVERY CHANCE THEY HAD TO GET OFF THE ISLAND
Matt Dillion in Factotum
- Opening scene, job as an ice delivery driver. Delivers to a bar. Says "fukk it" and stays there
- Loses his cab driving job before he even starts because he lied about his DUI's
- Ditches his job in a pickle factory to go bet on horses
There's more that I can't recall. But he fukks up every job he gets.
Dexter. He was great at killing criminals but as a cop
Dexter wasn't a cop he was a blood splatter analysis... plus he caught more criminals by himself in 6 episodes than the entire Metro Miami Police Unit all series longYeah I forgot
They had some good sales now and then
Its cool, had Dexter been a cop he would have been promoted to Captain in 3 months
Sookie Stackhouse might be the worst waitress on Google Earth Nas, brehs. She was barely ever at Merlotte's and the few shifts she did work she stayed leaving early
How was she paying the mortgage on the crib her Grandma left her when she was too busy busting it open for paranormal creatures to show up to work?
This nikka Hakeem has no bars and Drip Drop gets no play in the club. How you outchea getting A1 production but dropping struggle jams, my dude?
How is this dude Stan's job counterintelligence and he's living next door to two Russian spies?
This nikka eats dinner at the spies house every other day.
How are you the Prince of All Saiyans and you outchea working for the dude that destroyed your planet, brehs? How do you dedicate your life to fighting and getting stronger yet lose all your fights, brehs?
AJtheOne
Nets/Giants/Yankees
Al Bundy-the episode where they looked up all the jobs that made more money than a women's shoe salesman :deadcena2:
The Wayans Bros-That was the most pathetic news stand ever
Michael Scott-He was a great salesman, but as Office Manager :cosbyfoh:
Huell and the white boy-Went to intimidate Ted and ended up paralyzing him for life :jonfacepalm:
Hank Schrader:gladtodd:
Beavis and Butthead-How was Burger World NOT closed after a week of these two working the fry line :demarcussmh:
Herc-Watch all 5 seasons of the Wire and you'll see why he is the worst cop ever:jonfacepalm:
Ziggy (The Wire)-Couldn't move the weight, got bullied by wiggers on the block, got bullied by Cheese, got bullied by the Greeks, and couldn't move the canisters on the dock either :wtf6:
Bilal-Didn't show up to DJ the party in House Party 3 :demarcussmh:
Buddy from Slaughterhouse-Kills like a dozen people, but we never see this mothafukka butcher meat for sale; no wonder they are forced to foreclose:lebronyuk:
The Sheriff in "A Town that Dreaded Sundown" remake-Anthony Anderson might as well had been a cameo as the sheriff as he gives one speech, then disappears for the rest of the movie as more bodies pile up :wtf5:
Fred Sanford-One of the top 5 shows of all time, but them mothafukkas never moved any merchandise and one season when they were doing taxes, Fred admitted they only made $3000 that year in income :deadcena2:
The Wayans Bros-That was the most pathetic news stand ever
Michael Scott-He was a great salesman, but as Office Manager :cosbyfoh:
Huell and the white boy-Went to intimidate Ted and ended up paralyzing him for life :jonfacepalm:
Hank Schrader:gladtodd:
Beavis and Butthead-How was Burger World NOT closed after a week of these two working the fry line :demarcussmh:
Herc-Watch all 5 seasons of the Wire and you'll see why he is the worst cop ever:jonfacepalm:
Ziggy (The Wire)-Couldn't move the weight, got bullied by wiggers on the block, got bullied by Cheese, got bullied by the Greeks, and couldn't move the canisters on the dock either :wtf6:
Bilal-Didn't show up to DJ the party in House Party 3 :demarcussmh:
Buddy from Slaughterhouse-Kills like a dozen people, but we never see this mothafukka butcher meat for sale; no wonder they are forced to foreclose:lebronyuk:
The Sheriff in "A Town that Dreaded Sundown" remake-Anthony Anderson might as well had been a cameo as the sheriff as he gives one speech, then disappears for the rest of the movie as more bodies pile up :wtf5:
Fred Sanford-One of the top 5 shows of all time, but them mothafukkas never moved any merchandise and one season when they were doing taxes, Fred admitted they only made $3000 that year in income :deadcena2:
PoPimp84
All Star
How did they not off this dude and bury him in the sand
DUDE RUINED EVERY CHANCE THEY HAD TO GET OFF THE ISLAND
PoPimp84
All Star
The crew from its always sunny in philadelphia. I never seem them mix one drink and they never have customers