Moving into my first bachelor pad...any ideas?

[Tiffrock]

Wash out an old CIROC bottle in pour this in it.. Hoez love to think they drinking expensive.

You look and sound like a musty stank dude, boil 3 parts water and 1 part of fabuloso to get the funk out your house quickly

Use Fabric softener on all of your sheets and blankets. Draws come off real easy when a chick feels cozy and comfy Always keep it freezing when a girl comes over.

Tackle stains on your carpet ASAP. Resolve and brush. Dont let this be your crib.

LOL you can tell the difference between Ciroc and plastic bottle vodka

 

[Geek Nasty]

You should be thinking in terms of "whats a woman's first impression going to be entering my lair?"

Clean look, style but don't cross over from stylish to fashionable

Stay simple so its easy to clean. Make sure you hang some family pics too (no clue why women care so much about that but they do ). Make her want to hang out, not be afraid to touch anything or sit on anything

Oh and I've heard women say don't be that breh with a 60" and milk crates for shelves. Dont spend $2000K on a TV and fish your mattress out of a dumpster.

Have a late night entertainment supply of liquor always on hand

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Clean, good smelling and comfortable should be your agenda along with your own creature comforts. The same way most women like their men is the way women like their house. You shouldn't break the bank to style/decorate your apartment, but it needs to look coordinated. Sharp, dark colors minimal designs. No floral patterns, no pastel colors, basically no fem shyt.

A lot of good things have already been mentioned. I would suggest a vacuum cleaner and keep some kind of carpet freshener on hand. If you have decent carpet in your place, then these things will take your apartment to a different level (and women will notice).

Also keep a lot of the essentials on hand that are required for daily upkeep.... like drying and wash towels.

Guaranteed if you keep a comfortable place, females are gonna want to come... and stay.

They gotta go though... lol

 

[Mac Brown]

@donwanducketts

Make sure you get a woman around your age or a couple of years older to decorate your spot for you.

Not somebody you fukking, but an attractive friend if you have one. She will make your spot a chick magnet

 

[Shadi Shanda]

Don't skimp on your mattress.

 

[Silkk]

Take your candy ass to bath & body works and stock up

Keep your fridge full

Amazon Fire TV

 

[Claudex]

Issa little outdated, but this is a classic. The blueprint really for a bachelor pad:

 

[Mcnulty]

Lots of ideas for cheap:
www.bacheloronabudget.com

 

[Nymbus]

Scented candles and make sure that thread count is PROPER

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Be a minimalist with fly shyt though

Idk but I cant stand a junky ass place. I usually section off one area of my house to be junky...

Like others have said, make your shyt comfortable. The TV in the bedroom is an old school trick but nikkas act like you can't fukk on a comfy couch.

My couch is basically a damn bed itself with pillows and blankets and shyt everywhere.

I agree to keep it cold (I like the cold anyway)


Keep the fridge stacked with drinks, word to Mr.ChiCity





My place now, all i got is a bed, a tv/stand and a dresser in my bedroom (nightstand too) and my projector in the front area with a ottoman sectional, a coffee tables (full of books, magazines, and candles for when I smoke) and a computer area with both desktops and my gaming set up.

Oh and a weight bench in my room but Im dedicating another room for all the gym shyt (bench, heavy bag, ellipticle)

My biggest mess is all the shoes I got.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

i dont have any of that shyt except a ps4 and smash 100% of the women that agree to come over.....

blankets for movie nights on the sofa ?

dont even put a TV in the living room..... straight to the bedroom every time. when i got my first place i didnt even have a bed....i would let women know beforehand i had no furniture. they still would come over and fukk on the floor

do keep some alcohol though..... some wine.... women usually like moscato. tequila for margaritas

get some air fresheners.

disposable wipes in the bathroom

What grade of woman are you fukking that's coming to your crib lacking furniture nikka?



Old dusty ass nikka fukking on carpet that ain't been vacuumed since you moved in and got butches sneezing and catching dust mites.

As for the blanket women love blankets nikka. I don't know why. They do. You throw that soft ass fleece blanket over her when she says it's cold then play with the titties and work down to the p*ssy and...



It's a wrap EVERY. fukkING. TIME.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Don't skimp on your mattress.

One of the best advice anyone has ever gave me

That pillow top cali king mattress is

Honestly, the way my crib set up I rarely leave the house to go out.

Get a lil drink, throw Kodi from my xbox to the projector, or play some music from my in home studio

 

[street heat]

What grade of woman are you fukking that's coming to your crib lacking furniture nikka?



Old dusty ass nikka fukking on carpet that ain't been vacuumed since you moved in and got butches sneezing and catching dust mites.

As for the blanket women love blankets nikka. I don't know why. They do. You throw that soft ass fleece blanket over her when she says it's cold then play with the titties and work down to the p*ssy and...



It's a wrap EVERY. fukkING. TIME.

how did i know your lame ass would respond something like that ? lets see.... accountant, vice principal, operations manager, nursing students, etc....

if a woman is interested in you and ATTRACTED to you, you dont need all that bullshyt. mofo trying to come off ass some renaissance man frontin with books on a coffee table

if a woman comes over your place, she's pretty much already made up her mind she's going to fukk you. i guess some of us got it like that, and some don't

 

[Spiider]

Just make it look like this

 

[Brolic Scholar]

how did i know your lame ass would respond something like that ? lets see.... accountant, vice principal, operations manager, nursing students, etc....

if a woman is interested in you and ATTRACTED to you, you dont need all that bullshyt. mofo trying to come off ass some renaissance man frontin with books on a coffee table

if a woman comes over your place, she's pretty much already made up her mind she's going to fukk you. i guess some of us got it like that, and some don't

Congrats on fukking those dusty bytches breh. Maybe I like nice shyt? nikka acting like I pull out a brochure before a bytch comes over...