Let me refresh your memory, friend :
"The Lifestyle is a set of rules every man should live by. It was created by the general Mowgli. Mowgli will answer questions and guide young men to success using simple guidelines. No matter if you're ugly. If you're fat like Joshua Beld. Hit the gyms you fat fukk.
The Lifestyle is the epitome of masculinity. Those who live The Lifestyle have a sense of self worth and respect from themselves and their peers. There are a few basic criteria one has to meet to live The Lifestyle
1. Make 50-60k minimum per year - this should put you in a position to buy a home or condo of some sort which puts equity into Lifestyle. Also gives you some room to put money aside to invest in.... Investments, help your Lifestyle.
2. Strictly date dimes or chicks thats cute then a mawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fukuh.
3. Learn how to fight. This gets you respect from females as an alpha male and respect from men who feel the urge to speak to you like you drive a geek squad car
4. Cut yourself off from losers - We all have a few black sheep for associates. Having an army of these idiots tailing behind your Lifestyle has the potential to bring you Down. You ever have some loser alcoholic/ irresponsible son of a b1tch tryin to propose a business proposition to you and you just standin there lookin at dude like knowing that entertaining this idiot will lower your credit rating by 100 points. Or these bird ass broads who see you got your own place and start treatin your house like a Cancun resort hopin your Lifestyle can rub off on them. Disgusting
5. Become a jack of all trades - when you hear something you dont know, go home and look it up. Useless knowledge about a variety of subjects makes you the life of the party or date when you have to keep a conversation poppin. This adds to your mystique cuz its like wow.... this is the coolest guy on earth he knows everything.
6. Dont take yourself too seriously - self explanatory
1. Dont wife fat broads
2. Dont wife single mothers unless you have a seed
3. Dont wife women with overly arched eyebrows
4. Dont wife women who wear animal print
5. If you a square dude, dont wife a chick from the projects
6. If you a square dude, dont have a girlfriend who lives on a numbered street
7. Dont instigate problems with gang members
8. Dont fight over females who dont want you
9. Dont fight over females who pit you against other men
10. Dont get into business deals with alcoholics or reformed crackheads
11. Dont laugh at sh1t that you dont feel is funny
12. Dont wife women who have felonies
13. Dont wife women who used to get gang banged
14. Dont tell a woman you met 3 months ago that you are going to marry her
15. Dont wife women who refuse to cook you food
16. Dont wife women who require you to eat coochie every time you get skully
17. If you hate your ugly face, hit the gym
18. Go to college or get a trade that can pay you 50k or more
19. As you get older try not to smash chicks who would make horrible baby mothers
20. Use condoms"
You have brehs out here with dust literally on them who can benefit from
@Mowgli 's wisdom, friend.
I cant say that this individual here is winning with who matters most friend, God. You know? Friend?
