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dude writes just like he does on here :russ:
ROTTEN TOMATOES: Art Barr's Movie Profile

ZOMBIELAND = FIGHT CLUB SOLiloquay talking to myself, for my own survival good time!!


in the history of the oh so great zombie genre...you have to surpass two movies, when it comes to actually making a sound psychological driven modern updated zombie movie.

Those being:

twenty eight days later, and the original dawn of the dead.

argueably, twentyeight days later features the best horror movie heroine of all time. plus one of the better psychological built run for your life films of all time. packaged as a high quality film festival award winning overseas whatif docudrama independant style film. that just so happens to be an incredible hall of fame worthy, best of all time horror, thriller and zombie film. The other film, the original dawn of the dead, pretty much created the psychological blueprint you must follow on any budget to make a good zombie flick.

Alternatively, the cult following of the original dawn of the dead. Is so much of a plateau and genre foundation setting film. a remake of dawn of the dead would rate high as a newage zombie whatif terror bonanza. yet, the recent dawn of the dead, has a few miscues. that being it is made for what is supposed to be the american domestic audience. which means that hollywood typically does away with sound storytelling and psychology in domestic films. so, naturally the previous failed draw for a zombie movie created in northamerica. Would need to be re-evalutated, to test the draw, for zombie horror flicks as a legitimate high box office draw. the remake to dawn of the dead, although a good quality zombie flick. worthy of a default rating all time of about at least number five or six. lacks punch, and doesn't exactly build upon the classic twenty eight days later, or the original dawn of the dead psychology.

while also, ignoring how important it is to have incredible heros and depth. imo, the american domestic market does purposefully. i believe, this purposeful action is done as a litmus test to guage how awful they can make a movie. to test that genre's drawing power, so they release a guinea pig type movie like remake of dawn of the dead. complete with the remake title and remake premise to bring out the cult following fanboy crowd. plus the general audience, to see whether they can milk this genre consistently in an era, for high box office receipts. since, dawn of the dead, and 28days later, garnered a profitable box office return and acclaim. then hollywood will churn out another film, after that water breaking litmus test, yields a large profit. so much so, even will smith got to be devoured by zombies, in I am legend.

so, once even will smith took to the genre, using the remake forumula, and drew decent recipts. using the zombie movie for dumb domestic audience yellowschool bus books and cliffnotes. then, hollywood realized, they will have to go to the drawing board and try to give that crowd a really good high quality flick in the genre.

that actually may encompass all the elements of the cult following fanboy crowd, and the history of past greats in the genre.

hence, you get the film:

ZOMBIELAND

which actually expertly melds not only 28days later, and the original dawn of the dead. it also crosses into the comedy realm to mix together another overseas domestic drawing zombie classic, shaun of the dead.

imo, zombieland...exceeds the comedy level of shaun of the dead when it comes to being marketed to the domestic american market.
whereas, a film like shaun of the dead, is given a mark as not being synomous to the american domestic crowd...and typically would be ignored, as a foundation to create a quality film. I am here to tell you zombie movie cult followers. this time hollywood has not ignored your prayers, and even tried to suprass the bars set by 28, and shaun of the dead.

if you are looking for a movie that builds upon those zombie movie classics. in a genre chockfilled of hordes of attacking zombies moving at different aggravating speeds and intelligence. i'm here to tell you, hollywood has finally gotten a bmovie large budget cult followed fanboy approved genre right for a change.

ZOMBIELAND, meets and exceeds all your expectations on what an excellent psychological full fleged blackcomedy zombie film should be.

typically, when it comes to characters, in zombie movies made after twentyeight days. twentyeightdays later, almost solely created the high drawing box office draw. that warranted that zombie movies be given another try as a large money maker in hollywood, or the domestic market.

yet, the remake of dawn of the dead lacked the compelling psychology, and of course the characters of the original dawn of the dead, and twentyeight days later.

in zombieland,...you not only get the characters, the psychology, the storytelling, and most importantly the comedy.

Zombie land, delivers a high quality zombie blasting, wussie guntoting character. who doesn't get on your nerves excellent amusement park ride film. complete with woody harrelson, in top notch, over the top bloodlust zombie killing form, as well.

this is a don't miss movie in this genre!

honestly, i would rate it easily a top three to four all time in the zombie movie genre, easily.

if you love a moaning, drone filled zombie good time!!

then, zombieland is a definate must see for you.


art barr

the guy who finally realized he would have died, in a zombie movie. when he reached down to gather money that was virtually worthless in, i am legend.....

ART BARR, here....with another oft timed review form my movie efed tomatoe throwing fight fans....

OUTLANDER = 100% rating...

OUTLANDER : now, you may be tripping, like how can he have rated this movie that high.

There is a reason why i gave this movie such an exaggerated high rating. simply for the fact that, this movie is unjustily ignored. especially, in the expert crossmixing of genre's this movie takes place. typically, when a movie is a creature feature. they generally always get the movie completely wrong, from a number of perspectives. take a movie like alien three for instance...when, you are thrust into alien three. you expect, ripley and a grown knute to be whisked back to earth. then, sent in an assault force to finally have an end all be all military assault, upon the aliens. in a drag down, drawn out,...dale laque barbecue flame throwing, intergalatic paramilitary big guns, and bullet blazing cosmic adventure of epic proportions. yet, what we get is ripley with no hair on an disinteresting, jail prison coloney, with an alien that somehow or another makes it on ripley's ship. then, to have the character of ripley downplayed, for a intergalatic convict. which ultimately ruins the entire franchise, and any hope of ever seeing a legendary franchise creature feature done exactly accurrate.

whoever made aliens three, needed to be castrated..then, the trophy of that castration needed to be thrown upon the writing tablet of any other guy who has made a creature feature after that. to serve notice..that if you give us a low quality creature feature of any kind...you too, shall meet the same fate. well, i'm here to tell you that the creators of:

OUTLANDER

they must have lived in fear of castration,...simply because they have rewrote and executed,..a perfectly done creature feature with multiple genre's no less.....not to mention, overly cliche'd mechanisms, to boot...and still delivered one of the better little known creature features in the past twenty years. on par, or actually better than the first riddikk movie. i mention the first riddikk movie because that film is a triumph of high quality bmovie grade epic proportions. that should stand as the measuring stick for low budget B movie creature feature genre mashup's.

well outlander, looked and surveyed possible castration, and also met and exceeded the bar, set by a flick like the first riddikk.

this is truely an excellent film, and should be heralded as such. it may have redundant you seen them all before grungy faced beowulf sword and the sorceror viking style axe wielding characters. it may have creatures straight outta the dr strange cartoon. yet, and still regardless of those setbacks. plus, the constrictions of overbudgeted efx...this movie still delivers with flying colors and excellent performances, on all accounts.

if you are looking for a movie that exceeds expectations. would like to see a great creature feature cross genre mashup, with excellent pacing, and execution. then outlander is the movie for you. highly recommended, and i won't give away any details to this movie because it would ruin it, completely.

highly recommended,....and one of the better creature features of all time as well. especially when you take into account how many times a movie like this has been royally messed up.

OUTLANDER = *****

his dark knight review is to damn long to even post on here in one piece
 
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remember when someone found @Art Barr reviewing movies on some site:russ:


nobody found nuffin,...
I disclosed that on my own.
just like any other information nikka know about me and skew for their goof lame amusement about me.
which is a byproduct of their inability to handle their emotions after getting tabled.


anyway,...
my reviews were some of the highest rated all time for those exact movies I rated, too.

art barr

*master of the school of self deprecation
 
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