Murphy lawst...

[The G.O.D II]

It's entirely possible to be a force of nature and scary but mix in some comedy bits from time to time. Andre did it with Jake and his snake lol

Andre was 80, way past his prime and could barely walk

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

It'd be like a elephant fukking a rabbit.

This is similar to how Bobby Heenan described accidentally walking in on Andre with a girl.

 

[HipHopStan]

This is similar to how Bobby Heenan described accidentally walking in on Andre with a girl.

That's where I got it from.

 

[twan83]

Wtf I just can’t I hate u for making wake up my kid from

 

[Thebadguy]

 

[JerseyBoy23]

Murphy must be feeling the same thing that Mikaze was feeling when they had Sasha and Rich tagging. You knew Mikaze was pissed cause Sasha had to break out the "I'm married" during the RAW talk after the PPV.

 

[Green Ranger]

You don’t even no the last time she washed her hair or if she even washed it good and shyt
You not her man so you shouldn’t be even doing something like that anyway
That’s something creep/serial killers/rapists do there nothing funny about that shyt at all.
Murphy should of handle him for that shyt makes Mojo come off as a straight up creeper type dude

 

[Cuckkleberry Finn]

Their children would be short but extremely muscular

Or tall and slender as fukk. Offspring end up taking on the most random traits from both parents

 

[ColiBomaye]

No wonder Uce be going ham on Naomi's comment section. These dudes almost always take a big L when they date chicks in the wrestling biz (See: Matt/Lita, Sunny/Chris Candido)

 

[RammerJammer]

Murphy gotta run the fade at this point

 

[Starboy52]

Yeahhhhh, Buddy Murphy gotta throw hands with BRAAAAAAAUN over the disrespect.

 

[Vic Damone. Jr]

 

[MenacingMonk]

Yeahhhhh, Buddy Murphy gotta throw hands with BRAAAAAAAUN over the disrespect.

His arms are too short to box with Braun

 

[El Cocodrilo]

His arms are too short to box with Braun

Yeah, best of luck to Murphy, but Braun would fold him like a lawn chair

 

[Francis White]

The thing is Alexa can cheat on Murphy. He can’t do s thing about because let’s be real he should have been fired already. He doesn’t have the talent or ability to make the main roster.