my 12 year old nephew asking them questions brehs

[Blankthawtz]

"what does p*ssy feel/taste like"
"when should i have sex?"
"this girl in my class likes me and i like her, should i tongue her down? "
" what does it feel like when you cum?"
"what kind of condom should i use if i were to have sex? "



i basically helped raise this lil nicca since birth (his pops a deadbeat)....now i gotta field these understandable queries of his. ..there is no "the talk" anymore with these new kids ...everything is on the internet.. .I'm shocked he even came to me on some uncle wtf is life shyt...i told him I'd holla at him over the weekend and answer any/all his questions. ..anybody else had to deal with this?...

 

[SanchoPanda]

I have a 12yr old nephew as well, but he hasn't asked any of those questions at least not as specific as those. Lol

 

[Freestyle Phantom3.0]

my nephew is three and god damn i dont want this moment to ever happen...but when it does I gotta drop a jewel or two

 

[FukkaPaidEmail]

What kind of 12 year old is using words like that while talking to an adult? That lil nikka about to be out here knockin' those middle schoolers down.Too late for an intervention.

 

[Real]

Why da fukk is your nephew asking u? You touchnin that lil nigglette?

 

[Beedad]

It's a blessing he came to you.... that's a huge sign of respect and trust.

He sounds mature so he should be able to handle it.Be honest with his little ass. These kids are smarter than we were, he will be able to recognize the bullshyt. Keep it 100 because you don't want him hearing some dumb shyt from his gullible friends. Break him off with little pieces here and there.

 

[cleanface coney]

"what does p*ssy feel/taste like"
"when should i have sex?"
"this girl in my class likes me and i like her, should i tongue her down? "
" what does it feel like when you cum?"
"what kind of condom should i use if i were to have sex? "



i basically helped raise this lil nicca since birth (his pops a deadbeat)....now i gotta field these understandable queries of his. ..there is no "the talk" anymore with these new kids ...everything is on the internet.. .I'm shocked he even came to me on some uncle wtf is life shyt...i told him I'd holla at him over the weekend and answer any/all his questions. ..anybody else had to deal with this?...

tell him get his money everything else fall in place

put some candy in lil bro hand
teach him how to have a hustler's mindset he gonna need it

 

[triplehate]

meanwhile the middle school kids that live in my complex teasing this dude saying if you got hair over your lip it comes from eating butt.


lil nikka had the

 

[Blankthawtz]

i ain't quote my neph verbatim. ..but that's the general direction of his inquiries....these kids getting hip fast these days. ...i remember going to my pops with some q's when i was little and he gave me the honest to God on each q...had me like

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

My niece is 15 and people mistake her for being my sisters, sister. I don't want to have that convo I know my sister has had that convo with her already though. I did tell her that if any boy disrespects her I'll kill him

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

I have a niece that's 9 now and I've already planted the seeds to watch out for dudes down the road. :o

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"what does p*ssy feel/taste like"
"when should i have sex?"
"this girl in my class likes me and i like her, should i tongue her down? "
" what does it feel like when you cum?"
"what kind of condom should i use if i were to have sex? "



i basically helped raise this lil nicca since birth (his pops a deadbeat)....now i gotta field these understandable queries of his. ..there is no "the talk" anymore with these new kids ...everything is on the internet.. .I'm shocked he even came to me on some uncle wtf is life shyt...i told him I'd holla at him over the weekend and answer any/all his questions. ..anybody else had to deal with this?...

First of all, don't panic. Don't panic.

Second of all, you should feel honored and take advantage of the situation in order to do the following:

• You can help him avoid the mistake you possibly made with girls growing up. This can include awkward mistakes in the game to avoiding crazy girls.
• You can make absolute sure that he knows exactly how to use condoms and the ramifications if he DOESN'T play smart.
• You'll be able to remind him that although p*ssy is great on the way up, it's even better at the top and that he shouldn't lose sight of lifelong goals over a girl.
• Again, feel proud of yourself. A young man is approaching you with the most important questions of his life and is looking to YOU for wisdom.
• Hit up a planned parenthood for advice/help on how to talk to your nephew. No, I'm not kidding. They are experts and know EXACTLY the dozens of contraception and the simplest way to explain them.
• Tell him to have his safe fun on the way up, but to remind him that he won't have any regrets as long as he doesn't let it fukk with his future career.

 

[Blue Ivy Coli]

Swear to God...

Get him a graphic STD book/and or video..

That shyt had me on shell shock for years. Make shorty watch it on some A Clockwork Orange shyt.

See if he still wants to tear some walls down.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

i was in the situation before

basically told him dont fall in love with these trollops and be careful not to get them pregnant and avoid all dirty chicks

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

meanwhile the middle school kids that live in my complex teasing this dude saying if you got hair over your lip it comes from eating butt.


lil nikka had the

Kids say the darndest things