My baby dunked for the first time today! :blessed:

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And she's only 10 months old. :wow:

She was rolling a tennis ball around on the ground when out of nowhere she picks it up, crawls over to a cup about four feet away, and just slam dunks that thing straight into the cup. :gladbron:

I pulled it out of the cup and handed it to her, she turned around and dunked that thing again. :krs:


Then she took the ball out herself and handed it to me. She's already learning unselfish play. :ohlawd:
 

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I’m happy for you and your baby girl but you make sure you keep her away from that dyke ball culture :huhldup:

I want that to be a joke, but at the school I coached at the star player on the girl's team was a lesbian and a good number of the other girls pretended to be on the same wave (though I think all but that one girl were on some 'this is the thing to do for now' wave). I don't know how to explain that shyt, 20+ years ago when I was in high school weren't none of the girls on the team like that.
 

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And she's only 10 months old. :wow:

She was rolling a tennis ball around on the ground when out of nowhere she picks it up, crawls over to a cup about four feet away, and just slam dunks that thing straight into the cup. :gladbron:

I pulled it out of the cup and handed it to her, she turned around and dunked that thing again. :krs:


Then she took the ball out herself and handed it to me. She's already learning unselfish play. :ohlawd:

That's what's up lol. 10 months eh? Congrats on the seed.
 

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I want that to be a joke, but at the school I coached at the star player on the girl's team was a lesbian and a good number of the other girls pretended to be on the same wave (though I think all but that one girl were on some 'this is the thing to do for now' wave). I don't know how to explain that shyt, 20+ years ago when I was in high school weren't none of the girls on the team like that.

shyt is facts from my experience.
 

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I want that to be a joke, but at the school I coached at the star player on the girl's team was a lesbian and a good number of the other girls pretended to be on the same wave (though I think all but that one girl were on some 'this is the thing to do for now' wave). I don't know how to explain that shyt, 20+ years ago when I was in high school weren't none of the girls on the team like that.
That’s because Pandora’s box has been opened since you were in high school & the agenda to push the LGBT lifestyle has been kicked into high gear.

Just make sure you keep an eye on that in the future if baby girl wants to get into bball. Keep her away from the degenerates breh:scust:
 

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Congrats breh. You clock her 40 time yet?

what's her vert?

I ain't even holding out any hopes for anything there brehs, I know she gonna have her mama's genes. If she breaks 5'7" and can clear the doorstep that's a W in my book. :unimpressed:

We gonna be shooting for an Andre Miller-style high-IQ point guard career. :myman:
 

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She crawled?


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And she's only 10 months old. :wow:

She was rolling a tennis ball around on the ground when out of nowhere she picks it up, crawls over to a cup about four feet away, and just slam dunks that thing straight into the cup. :gladbron:

I pulled it out of the cup and handed it to her, she turned around and dunked that thing again. :krs:


Then she took the ball out herself and handed it to me. She's already learning unselfish play. :ohlawd:
Future Buckeye :Bombaye:
 

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She got a jumper breh?
She will. She's already throwing things. :mjgrin:

My big debate is how large a basketball to get her at which age. Do you get her used to regulation size as early as possible or do you keep it easy and manageable? I don't want her using something too heavy too early and ending up with a broke-ass shot like Lonzo. :patrice:
 
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