My boy spends too much time with his girl

[crazydee7]

OP must be really young. This ain't no grown man shyt right here

 

[Kane1]

Catch feelings for your homeboy brehs

My man is in love with his home boy......

 

[Rich Spirit]

:lilgirl:

 

[ISO]

He'll be back soon...

Those relationships that start off all lovey dovey don't last and tend to have nasty break ups

OP don't you think you need a girl though

 

[Be@t Bangerz Fan]

Ol "You hang up No! You hang up first " when getting off the phone with your homeboy ass nikka.

This shyt here has me in tears .

 

[Freedman]

All my friendships end like this

No homo tho

 

[Gully Bull]

G chit brah I am the friend that always disappears whenever he get s a girl.. I'm sorry and this is coming from the heart[pause]

Spoiler

I don't want you to see me like this


I'm knocking her oussy down every chance I get. I've got a ever changing ven diagram of the positions that maximize my stroke. I'm fukking snorting a dried up mixture of bananas, Gatorade and protein powder so I don't fukking die and am ready for the next round. I don't even think I'm enjoying myself anymore everything is starting to feel numb. When I'm sleeping my ...my ....my hips are still rocking side to side like a see saw Already sent everyone's call to voicemail and lawd knows I have no idea how to access my voicemail. You've known me since the bullshyt microwaved pizza they served in elementary school you my fam. I'll get through this tho...

From the heart

 

[AquaCityBoy]

This thread is gay AF

 

[Silkk]

Gay ass nikka

I hear you tho, but it is what it is. I cant wait til i get locked down so i can do that to people

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

 

[Cat piss martini]

you sounding like a bytch right now.......a bytch.

 

[mannyrs13]

I've had friends like that but it's whatever. They know how to reach me when they wanna come around. You gotta find something out someone else to chill with instead of sitting there dreaming about your boy. See if they got a female to hook you up with so the 4 of you can hang out.

 

[bangbreh]

OP reeks of estrogen and flower pedals

 

[Ken Mercilus]

Bayberry Breeze

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Gay ass nikka

I hear you tho, but it is what it is. I cant wait til i get locked down so i can do that to people

what do you mean cant wait to get locked down? are you a female?

you do realise you are a man right? if you want a girlfriend go and get one.