Lewis Black
Superstar
The females in my family would have rearranged that bytches face
A white woman told me to "get this p*ssy nikka" when I was fukking her from behind
I didn't get mad though, I just obliged


Yeah, she got to get that
If the first words you blurt out when confronted with a situation are "******" you're racist deep down.
A mothafukker of another race hit me, first thing I'll probably call him is "bytch." To demean him, not a racial explicit.
Just wait. 
The females in my family would have rearranged that bytches face

My dikk actually stretched a couple more inches when I heard that shyt
I was dropping anchor for real after she told me that

