My breakfast boiled egg exploded in my face

[Niqqa You Gay]

A nikka was just trying to get his morning protein, but got a morning L instead. Boiled a couple last night and put em into the microwave this morning. Bit into the first chumpy and it went *POP* and splattered all over my face like a grenade. I jumped back, dropped the other one and fell over the chair. Layed on the ground a bit licking my burning bottom lip and looking at the tiny bits of white and yellow littering my carpet.
I'm thinking this was something that was covered in science class before that I didn't pay attention to

 

[The Fire]

nikka you gon say this shyt without saying pause or no homo? You gay

 

[YouMadd?]

I'd stay home from work if I were you. It might not be your day

 

[GZR]

You can't microwave them as they will explode, you should know this

I usually submerge them in hot water in a mug/bowl depending on how many and then microwave them a little.

 

[he_is_I]

Got something to do with the microwave. When I was younger I used to try and hard boil eggs in the microwave and they would either explode in the microwave or blow up right after I took em out. Had to clean that nasty shyt up.

 

[MeltzerDirtySprite]

Might as well call that egg daddy after it nutted on your face.

 

[Bay Area]

lol I blew up an egg in the microwave when I was like 9 years old. The pressure blew the microwave door open and the kitchen smelled horrible

 

[Big Blue]

I thought everyone knew not to microwave a boiled egg.

 

[Groanman]

Call the cops!

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

Might as well call that egg daddy after it nutted on your face.

he just got nutted on by a whole other species with no chance of any carnal revenge..

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

Microwave eggs brehs

 

[lowkey0z]

..microwave eggs so they can bust in your face brehs

 

[KeysT]

This actually happened to me at work.

I brought some in and put them in the microwave all nonchalant like

swore I was just heating up some good protein

was waiting at the microwave door in the breakroom like


Next thing I know both these muthafukkkas explode

I had to hurry and clean up that nasty shyt before anybody saw and called me out

Spoiler

 

[nahnah]

Breh literally has egg on his face

 

[iBrowse]

A nikka was just trying to get his morning protein, but got a morning L instead.

lmao

+rep