My brehs, how can I pass this drug test.

[Astroslik]

been smoking heavily since freshman year in college, I'm 2 days sober so far and my drug test is in like two weeks

I was blessed to get a good job that revolves around my degree (economics). But the thing is that I have to take a drug test and I fear that I won't be able to get the gig. I was a productive stoner in college and I graduated with honors in my major, but that doesn't mean shyt anymore.

I'm in good shape and have relatively low body fat. My friends recommended I drink tons of water and sweat my ass off. I've heard of getting something called "whizinator" which helps.

Just wanted to know if any coli brethren had any recommendations on what to do. Would hate to miss out on this opportunity.

 

[Couth]

Do you even know how they're gonna be testing you? Hope for saliva. You'll pass for sure.

if its hair you're fukked.

if its piss just bring a vial of a clean friends pee taped to your leg. They're not gonna watch you piss for an employment screening.

50/50 chance you could pass with your own piss.

 

[Rice'N Beckford]

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Go to the Arab store in the hood. They got detox shyt right on the mfkn counter, sheltered ass nga.

 

[aXiom]

Don't worry about it, just make sure you get a good night's rest. How long you been studying for?

 

[ADK]

Thread gets made every month yall need to start thinking ahead brehs.

 

[So-Chi]

Take clean pee. Everything else will just make you nervous. Get hand warmer and put on some briefs and put them in there. Viola.

 

[Groanman]

Call in sick that day.
Maybe they'll forget about drug testing you.

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Do you even know how they're gonna be testing you? Hope for saliva. You'll pass for sure.

if its hair you're fukked.

if its piss just bring a vial of a clean friends pee taped to your leg. They're not gonna watch you piss for an employment screening.

50/50 chance you could pass with your own piss.

can't do that my job checks our thighs before we go to the stall.
If your job is like that the only you could do is get a ballon with some Vasoline and place it in your anal cavity

 

[Astroslik]

Do you even know how they're gonna be testing you? Hope for saliva. You'll pass for sure.

if its hair you're fukked.

if its piss just bring a vial of a clean friends pee taped to your leg. They're not gonna watch you piss for an employment screening.

50/50 chance you could pass with your own piss.

What if the pee isn't body temperature? They will look at that right

 

[Couth]

What if the pee isn't body temperature? They will look at that right

Yea that might get you disqualified. Thats why i said stash it on your leg. Under your nuts might be better.

You can try drinking water till you pee clear. That might dilute the thc enough so they can't get a clear reading. But whether or not you pass will depend on the test they use.

 

[Astroslik]

Yea that might get you disqualified. Thats why i said stash it on your leg. Under your nuts might be better.

You can try drinking water till you pee clear. That might dilute the thc enough so they can't get a clear reading. But whether or not you pass will depend on the test they use.

What about that "whizinator" kit with that fake urine and dikk?

 

[Couth]

What about that "whizinator" kit with that fake urine and dikk?

idk. Read the reviews.

i've never used that. But i would be skeptical cuz its fake urine the test might detect that.

i got a friend who used that and passed his test. But hes a laborer so i'm pretty sure they tested it on site. They might send your shyt to a lab or something

 

[Towlie]

i'm 2/2 with the dilution method

drink a bunch of water the day of the test with some b12 pills

piss a lot before the test. keep pissing to you get a shade of yellow back

when taking the test, don't get the beginning or end of your piss in the cup.

 

[Astroslik]

idk. Read the reviews.

i've never used that. But i would be skeptical cuz its fake urine the test might detect that.

i got a friend who used that and passed his test. But hes a laborer so i'm pretty sure they tested it on site. They might send your shyt to a lab or something

What you think about those detox drinks? You recommend any pills or anything.


I remember one of my homeboys from Sophomore year taking this foreign Chinese pill that supposed to clear you out. shyt was In mandarin so you couldn't understand what it says but he ended up passing his test.

He moved back to Detroit and have fell out of contact since, wish I could find that.

Are those piss test kits at Walgreens/rite aid worth it?