My bro Liggins is literally pissing on women while y'all pay for sex

[bcrusaderw]

A feeling that a man is in complete control and it's a bit rough and exciting.....maybe it's a hair pull or grabbing the booty harder really smushing it and talking dirty...call her a slut/hoe/bytch very quietly, like a sexy whisper.

Embody that no isn't an acceptable answer. Most women will do almost anything for a guy in bed but ESPECIALLY her man or a nikka she love....peeing on your girl should be small potatoes if it's something you want

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

We also have people like Bolt who is considered the fastest man alive. Just because he is don't mean we all should be

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

its no way I could wife a girl that Iv pissed on/that has been pissed on. I would lose all respect for her.

 

[Renkz]

This young lady is a FB friend. Don't get mad dear. I still love you!

I went to a homecoming dance with this chick I had been feeling for years. Finally got the nerve to ask her. Get to the dance, kind of dance and shyt and then on my fave song of that time (Crazy by Kci and JoJo) some dude comes over (later I'd find out that was her boyfriend) and she asked if she could dance with her "friend." I said yeah cause I was a fukking bytch and went into a corner and cried. Cried my nikkas. Imagine a true misogynist like me, don of the Misogyny Mafia, don dada emeritus of the He Man Woman Hater Club, crying at a high school dance over a chick. So one of my cousins (what up Pope) found me, brought chick to me, apologies made, tears shed and we shared a dance and my eyes dried to Sisqo's "Incomplete."

Later on that night I got stiffed with $10 bill for drinks after some SWAT nikkas dined and dashed. I aint get no kiss no feel on the ass nothing.

MONUMENTAL L.

Doggy. I was the Joe Buddens of this love shyt.
Another Laura story. I met this chick in 8th grade. She had a nikka hooked from the jump. She smelled weakness and pounced. One time I bought her some candy, like a couple of bags and brought it to school. Some other broads wanted some so I obliged. Later on, she was passing through the hall and peered into my class (we had that open concept shyt) and was like, "I been looking for you, you got my candy?" Before I could say anything, she snatched it and was like, "You opened this?! Why the hell you do that? Nevermind." And she stormed out. The whole class and even the 25 year old white guy teacher we were deathly afraid of for some reason stared at me. There was silence for like a full minute. Then laughter for five. That was the beginning of many years of sonnings by Laura.

Another time, she had me call her boyfriend long distance on my mom's phone (that shyt wasn't free) and I listened in silence as they argued and expressed love for each other for hours as I would beg my mom in whispers not to make noise.

There was this chick I met in 9th grade named Tamesha. She was an ugly duckling so to speak. I never saw anything that wrong with her. She was skinny, braces, and had mild acne. Look, I'm making her sound worse than she was. She was cute. Very. But she was also angry, but because she was smart, she could be arrogant. We didn't get along at times. I think she hated the fact that I was attracted to her. She didn't want nerds attracted to her, she wanted the dude all the hoes were after (she'd get that a scant two years later).

Anyways my brehs, I overhear she NEVER got an Easter basket before and it was something she really wanted. Light bulb goes off in head, cape goes on my back. I save up lunch money, buy a nice basket from the local grocer and hide it at my house. When it's that time, I check it for roaches, take it to school, hide it in the principal's office and present it to her after lunch. Everyone goes awwwwww, meaningless words exchanged and then I'm back to nothing. I'm young and dumb in the game so I get mad. I call her a bytch in convo with this snitch and it gets back to her. She confronts me at my locker, I get bytched at and she's on her way. Her breath was tart that day. But anyway, we make up eventually (I apologize), and we go on with our love/hate relationship. She would gradually look better as time went on (people saw what I had been seeing for like two years) and her attitude improved. I never got any play of course but that was par for the course. It should also be noted this was that same school year I got that broad roses for Valentine's Day.
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wow wow! It gets worse. Here's a zinger!

When I was in 5th grade, there was this chick that used to bully me because I was poor and awkward looking. I was rocking skinny jeans in '96. Bytches wasn't giving your boy Reasonable Doubt. You'll get it later, if it makes sense at all.

Anyway, this chick used to bully me and she was ugly. After awhile I told on the broad. She cried and said she did it because she was fat and ugly. We got along after that. Fast forward to the party halls in 2000 and this bytch was still fat and ugly but one desperate night in a dark corner of a hole in the wall (Majestic Hall, but not in the "Red Light" corner) I freaked this bytch, fingered her stank puss, felt along her sweaty crack on her flat ass, sucked her titties and kissed her like an utterly pathetic simp. I knew who she was. I knew she used to make me cry to teacher. I was desperate and fat girls were an easy target.

Mommaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

How do you not piss on women after this

 

[iBrowse]

Just ask your girl to get in the bathtub naked be rough leading up to everything, manhandle her, smack her ass or face, assert dominance, then just piss.

Don't make it rocket science.

You're on a roll lately

EDIT:

 

[iBrowse]

Gawd damn

 

[Malta]

I peed in a chicks mouth by accident, she was terrible at giving head when we started having sex and would constantly swish spit around her mouth and on my dikk like she was sucking on a jolly rancher or something I guess a natural reaction to having liquid forced down your pee hole is for your body to just start peeing to flush it out, she got a good amount in her mouth and jerked her head quick and I was left with a bunch of pee on my shirt. She swallowed a lil too






She was a trooper though, she improved her technique and it didn't happen again, but the evil part of my brain kind of wanted it to happen again

 

[iBrowse]

@Black

 

[iBrowse]

I peed in a chicks mouth by accident, she was terrible at giving head when we started having sex and would constantly swish spit around her mouth and on my dikk like she was sucking on a jolly rancher or something I guess a natural reaction to having liquid forced down your pee hole is for your body to just start peeing to flush it out, she got a good amount in her mouth and jerked her head quick and I was left with a bunch of pee on my shirt. She swallowed a lil too






She was a trooper though, she improved her technique and it didn't happen again, but the evil part of my brain kind of wanted it to happen again

Only bad thing I did was bust in a girl's mouth when she wasn't expecting it...now I don't feel as bad

 

[BocaRear]

Degenerate CAC behaviour

 

[The Mad Titan]

I'm a fan of all kinds of sports

Spoiler

 

[Malta]

Only bad thing I did was bust in a girl's mouth when she wasn't expecting it...now I don't feel as bad

We were young and I was her first love, she let me do whatever, never had to tell her when I was about to cum cause she'd just swallow it anyway

It took like a week for her to give me head again, but she got so much better and I told her to stop doing that ridiculous shyt with her mouth

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Some women like being peed on. I mean, I can understand why. It's a good feeling. Just laying under a throbbing p*ssy as she desperately struggles to hold it in while drops and streams fall on your dikk and chess is

Then when that dam bursts that hot gusher is like

 

[The Bilingual Gringo]

I remember Nahlaterz had something going on had something going about pissing inside women.

Inside, outside, pissing ain't my thing

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

You ain't saying much until you shyt on a bytch! They love that. Especially if you stand over them while they are sleep face up and give her that nice brown surprise.

Thank me later.