My Chick Just Told Me She Cant Cook

[Formerly known as...]

So how does she eat? Who cooks for her ass?

 

[beanz]

my wife couldnt cook. she still isnt that great but she learning. she is intimidated in the kitchen because her mother is a GOD so if her chicken doesnt come out tasting like her mothers she gets discouraged. i got her learning on her days off tho and her chicken is getting pretty close to godlike in record speeds.

 

[Roid Jones]

Nah she wants to learn
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Indian
I told her im at papa johns now she like wassup ok fine

And she don't know how to cook, must be one of them #newbrown families

 

[NatiboyB]

My girl is a straight beast in the kitchen had me gaining weight like a mofo it's.hard to be disciplined when your in house chef fixes the best food you ever had.

 

[360dagod]

she cant cook...

Which means she gonna spend your money to eat

Is she gonna suck your dikk on demand?

Or the nikka you don't know about

 

[Mike Tyson]

Man WTF

That's something you're supposed to learn from the jump. I always ask early at some point when we talk about food. Never be with a lady who can't cook, that's a useless bytch.

 

[Rawtid]

Can she make sandwiches?

 

[Turbulent]

if she lied about it/made you believe she could cook before you cuffed her, throw her in the bushes.

if you just never cared to ask before you cuffed, then you should probably just deal with it and maybe teach her how to cook.

 

[KinksandCoils]

So can u cook? If so teach her. If you can't cook either then you can't talk. This aint the 50s breh.

 

[BiggWebb79]

Can see read?

 

[NatiboyB]

So can u cook? If so teach her. If you can't cook either then you can't talk. This aint the 50s breh.

Ain't to far removed.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Ain't to far removed.

Sure it is. We have came far in many aspects.

 

[The Don]

She better be twice as good at something else than to make or she's automatically to the bushes you can learn how to cook tho so if she's willing to learn she gets a pass

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

How is she your chick and you don't know that? nikka don't screen hoes anymore

 

[mcdivit85]

How did she become your girl before you figured this out? Why is this is new information for you?

A chick needs to be cooking meals before she gets a title. So, this kind of treachery won't take place. But that would make too much sense.

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