My co-worker might really get caught up brehs

[UpAndComing]

All breh talks about is which Instagram thot he's following

Dude is so open to say what's in his bank account and that he can't wait to fly a girl from out of state to stay with him over the weekend

He even mentioned he had a pregnancy scare with a random girl



For lunch, he's constantly listening to Podcasts of Instagram models being interviewed on what catches their attention in the DM's

He mentioned "I wouldn't mind paying $1200 to fly a girl out, pay for her hotel, and everything for the whole weekend. Why not, I got money"

Now he's telling me he wants to lease a BMW cause he's young and knows the girls love it


Part of me wants to warn him

But another part of me is like

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Can he live?

 

[VertigoKnight]

for lunch, he's constantly listening to Podcasts of Instagram models being interviewed on what catches their attention in the DM's

Is this an actual thing?



A podcast of bird babbling

 

[Coco Loco]

What does your friend look like for research purposes and does he like non IG thottish women?

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Is this an actual thing?



A podcast of bird babbling

if you can sit and think of it there is probably a podcast for it.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Is this an actual thing?



A podcast of bird babbling

I can imagine that id rather endure water torture

 

[The BasedFather]

shyt man, if he got it like that, tell him to lend me a few bucks

 

[Pressure]

You should setup a fake page and finesse him

 

[humminbird]

BMW?
it's jag and up in dm city

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Something I learned a long time ago bro... You can't save anybody that doesn't want to be saved

He's gonna have to learn those life lessons the hard way

 

[Problematic Pat]

If he waits until June he can get that car or even a Benz for Penny's on the dollar.

 

[semicko82]

Your friend has a disease and it’s called stupidity

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

My lil cousins dumb as hell. I try to teach them but they don't wanna learn shyt so you just let them do trial and error

 

[L&HH]

I mean right now is the perfect time to do it. Flights cheap, hotels cheap, gas cheap, cars are cheap. Let that nikka live

 

[Nobu]

if you're a woman with no morals and you're poor in 2020, you're an idiot