breh please tell this entire story
Okay so the place I work at sells the air duster for computers and shyt. I came in and was fukking with one of my coworkers while she was on lunch in the break room. I heard a lot of weird sounds that sounded like something being sprayed then a loud boom like something had broken in the restroom..We were both like
I'm like whatever is going on in there I don't even wanna know. So like 10 mins later I had to piss so I'm like fukk it I'm going in. As soon as I opened the door to walk in the dude fell face first in the stall with the door closed. And I just saw him leaking and shaking on the ground like
like four bottles of canned air rolled from inside the stall and I freeze for a minute like
I instantly walked out and told my manager over the radio and he thought I was kidding. We walk back in and the dude is sitting up now but his shyt is busted. My manager is being all nice to him like sir are you alright let me call you an ambulance. I'm like
this nikka was stealing and getting high why you being nice to him. So the dude is like nah I'm good and gets up to his feet and limps out..he's leaking blood everywhere. So he's so out of it he walks straight into the break room where my coworker was at and she starts screaming
we tell him he can't be in there and he then makes his way out the building. There's blood trickling everywhere he walked on the floor. So we got back in the restroom and we see that he must have passed out before the time I saw him cause the entire back part of the toilet is broken like in half
My manager went from being nice to being super fukking pissed at he dude but he was already long gone at that point. He called the Feds on him
And everything but nothing came of it. Then he had some of my coworkers cleaning up the blood on the floor with some spray and their hands
breh woulda had me too fukked up I would've had to get sent home.
We ran the camera back and the dude had been in the building for like two hours
hiding air duster in his pants one by one..taking it in The restroom to get high then going to get more off the shelf.
One of the funniest things I've ever seen I think I have pics of the restroom aftermath still on my phone.
nikka had previously collapsed before that and broke the entire fukking toilet.
