My coworker is a bytch ass nikka and I can't do nothing about it, need advice brehs

[GreenGhxst]

he might become best friends with this coworker next

It ain't that deep

I usually want to be left alone at work

We just had a lot of shyt in common, just turned out he was a hoe ass nikka

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

Gain all the knowledge he knows, get better at the job then him on the low then slit his throat. Smile in that man face and keep it light. Or bait him into saying some inappropriate shyt and pull a Charleston White on him. Audio record him saying some wild shyt and report that man to HR. Then if the company doesn't act on it report them too. If you get fired lawyer up and sue. Matter of fact get cool with a lawyer before hand. Best of luck.

 

[987654321]

It’s work, just do your job and let him do his.




















…. If you really want him out the paint though:

1. just go buy like $90worth of throwbyke body rocks and pine.
2. Crush two rocks up, roll them up in a blunt.
3. Invite him out to the a hood sports bar to have some drinks and watch the NBA finals. (They won’t have surveillance cameras)
4. Keep buying rounds of Long Island Ice Teas.
5. After y’all get too fukked up to notice, light up the blunt and pass it back and forth til it’s done.
6. Call up some hoes from backpage
7. Get a cheap ass room at the worst extended stay money can buy.
8. Meet them at the citgo to buy more brews (but make sure to only buy rubbers for yourself.
9. Make sure his ho is fat (he should be too fukked up off crack and miller high life to make good decisions, he’ll probably rawnopullout and get burned)
10. Finish with your ho first and BE SURE to leave some crack on the dresser.
11. pretend you need to step out a smoke a Newport 100, but really get an uber on standby.
12. Call 12 and report human trafficking and drug use at your room.
13. Get in the uber.
14. Wait on his desperate phone call and be all like: “damn breh! I saw the police lights and got the fukk! Must have been the neighbors! I’ll bail you out so you can make it to work tomorrow…”
15. Bail eem out, and make sure he gets home to shower and change before work
16. Both of y’all show up to work
17. When he slips into a heavy sleep from the crack use come down, plant the rest of the rocks in his shyt.
18. Report to management that it smells like somebody in the office has been smoking crack. (Hint that it’s him or straight up say you saw him geeked the fukk up this morning.
19. They should find the rocks, call 12, and he’ll be arrested again. While they’re escorting him out the door, they should note to management that he was arrested for soliciting prostitution and cocaine possession. He’ll be blood draw drug tested at a hospital before he gets to inprocessing.
20. He’ll try to say you were involved but you just emotionally say some shyt like: “I bailed you out when you called because because I don’t let friends down…. Not the way you let us all down TODAY! I hope you get the help you need” (Crying would help).
21. Don’t sweat the money spent on the drugs, drinks, p*ssy, room, or the bail. Consider it an easy payment to get a sucka ass nikka outcho life.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

It ain't that deep

I usually want to be left alone at work

We just had a lot of shyt in common, just turned out he was a hoe ass nikka

What was your part in the fracture of your friendship? Let’s be honest breh things just don’t go sideways especially if you both initially got along. Somewhere along the way something happened, where you flagrant with disrespecting his authority?


I am in a similar situation where I got a close friend a job at my place of work. I am his manager and initially it was cool we used to kick it and have jokes but he could never get his head round that at work I am his boss. Eventually co workers started complaining about him, always late and watching movies and YouTube videos at his desk. Eventually I had to check him and tell him he was out of line. Needless to say he didn’t take that well and said I was doing too much, I told him if he persisted the only alternative was to let him go. Since then our relationship has been weird and not the same. It’s a shame because I liked the guy but he was disrespectful so had to pull him up.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Plant drugs on him and tell management he tried to offer you some and get him fired

 

[GreenGhxst]

What was your part in the fracture of your friendship? Let’s be honest breh things just don’t go sideways especially if you both initially got along. Somewhere along the way something happened, where you flagrant with disrespecting his authority?


I am in a similar situation where I got a close friend a job at my place of work. I am his manager and initially it was cool we used to kick it and have jokes but he could never get his head round that at work I am his boss. Eventually co workers started complaining about him, always late and watching movies and YouTube videos at his desk. Eventually I had to check him and tell him he was out of line. Needless to say he didn’t take that well and said I was doing too much, I told him if he persisted the only alternative was to let him go. Since then our relationship has been weird and not the same. It’s a shame because I liked the guy but he was disrespectful so had to pull him up.

I don't know breh. Ultimately I think its jealously. We both took this certification class at work that would add about 4k to our salary. He failed and I passed. I tried to help him with resources that I bought outside of the class and he didn't take it seriously and never went back to retest. I never made any jokes of the sort about it.

We also would hoop pretty consistently on campus with a few other coworkers during our lunch break and I'd put belt to ass, but I never talked crazy. Light trash talk.

To be honest that shyt happened out of nowhere. I've confronted him before about shyt he's said and got clarification. I guess if I said something he wasn't comfortable enough to do the same, but I never talked wreckless to him.

It was like 4-5 of us including our supervisor who would go hit weights together on breaks sometimes. Those 4 guys transferred to another campus but he was always a natural antagonist amongst the group and I saw the way he interacted with them but I didn't take it a way because thats their relationship and they've known each other way longer... Plus I was pretty cool with a couple of them and we'd all be laughing. Maybe I should've looked at that behavior and took heed.

Now that they're gone maybe I'm seeing him for what he really is. I really don't know breh, some people aren't direct. I don't like to wonder.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

I don't know breh. Ultimately I think its jealously. We both took this certification class at work that would add about 4k to our salary. He failed and I passed. I tried to help him with resources that I bought outside of the class and he didn't take it seriously and never went back to retest. I never made any jokes of the sort about it.

We also would hoop pretty consistently on campus with a few other coworkers during our lunch break and I'd put belt to ass, but I never talked crazy. Light trash talk.

To be honest that shyt happened out of nowhere. I've confronted him before about shyt he's said and got clarification. I guess if I said something he wasn't comfortable enough to do the same, but I never talked wreckless to him.

It was like 4-5 of us including our supervisor who would go hit weights together on breaks sometimes. Those 4 guys transferred to another campus but he was always a natural antagonist amongst the group and I saw the way he interacted with them but I didn't take it a way because thats their relationship and they've known each other way longer... Plus I was pretty cool with a couple of them and we'd all be laughing. Maybe I should've looked at that behavior and took heed.

Now that they're gone maybe I'm seeing him for what he really is. I really don't know breh, some people aren't direct. I don't like to wonder.

Sounds like he has a problem just cut ties and move on. Not worth the hassle, if you’re saying it could be jealousy and that he has a history of this nasty behaviour then fukk him. The concept of friends is a fickle thing anyway you can always make more.

 

[GreenGhxst]

Sounds like he has a problem just cut ties and move on. Not worth the hassle, if you’re saying it could be jealousy and that he has a history of this nasty behaviour then fukk him. The concept of friends is a fickle thing anyway you can always make more.

Oh for sure

It's more so the level of disdain I've developed for someone I kept it 100 with

Just get tired of seeing him

 

[ItsPeople]

Do subtle things to sabotage him while making sure it cannot be traced back to you.

I intentionally do not answer some co workers calls or texts.

It could be important as shyt….to them, but to me?
I’m chillin.

 

[The Plug]

You know what made me feel like this? When my coworker that's been working for this company for 12 years quit all of a sudden. I felt like he was evil. Now I gotta do all his work.

 

[Mank1nd]

Started off and breh was cool, a mentor to me in my role because he'd been with the company. Eventually the business transitioned and we have to work side by side in a leadership role. Our positions are yin and yang so it requires constant communication.

We started getting cool to the point we can make jokes, all of a sudden he just turned into a bytch nikka. Being passive aggressive, I've had to confront him a few times over some hoe shyt and he says it's a joke. Can't even have a regular conversation with him without him being passive or disagreeing. At the same time he smiles in everyone else's face.

I try to keep it professional and greet him when I see him but at this point I don't even want to speak to him. Deadass came back from my break and saw this nikka riding his bike in the parking lot and wanted to run him over just to hear that thud. It's fukked up because I still need to work with him because on paper he is my senior and knows more about the role. So I still have to consult him about shyt, at the same time I'm tired of this manipulative narcissistic ass nikka.

What do I do? Y'all have any advice.

I can't quit this job, it's way too much paper. On the level of annoyance he is a 6/10. How do I keep it professional and at the same time not be annoyed by this bytch.

Please help and to be honest it hurts/enrages me more because he is black and we are around the same age

The other part is that I can't completely stone wall him either because I will have to come to him for help or confirmation at some point

Pay the nikka no mind. Just remember what you came there to do everyday and keep it moving. If he's a passive aggressive type, you be the opposite. If it's a popularity contest, let him be the flyest dude in the room. Accept the fact you're the new guy but understand you're there to take his job.