My coworkers are treating me funny & like I stink after I used the bathroom at work

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i put my shoes on the rim of the toilet (both lids up) and shyt like a gargoyle for maximum efficiency. I did this at work one day and the female boss called for a meeting talmbout it's a rule for us to have to put the lid down after we use the toilet :rudy:. Even tried to indirectly threaten me in the meeting saying, "we know who's doing it!" I just didn't give a fuk and kept my pokerface like :unimpressed:

dumb bytch thought she can impose such irrelevant rules because of her status. i emailed HR and they couldn't believe this issue even got to them because it's so dumb. i don't know if that was a commentary on my boss enforcing such a rule, or me telling on her :mjgrin:
No wonder they @ you, @Dont@Me
 

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If you work in an area where space and restrooms are limited, you need to limit what you eat while at work.

A small breakfast, fruit for lunch, don't eat eat until you get home.

Luckily they have restrooms in the parking deck that have nothing to do with the company I work for, otherwise I'd be screwed.
 

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OP, tell them you went to a different stall to wipe because the toilet wouldnt flush. thats why there wasnt any paper in there, cause you flushed it

they'll still think youre nasty, but at least they'll believe you wipe

personally, we dont have these problems over here in #jetset :ahh:

That’s why you find out where all the available restrooms are where you work and use the ones that you can go to without them knowing
you soft
 

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OP blew up the spot for himself and everyone else that uses LSA as a source :russ:
 

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