i put my shoes on the rim of the toilet (both lids up) and shyt like a gargoyle for maximum efficiency. I did this at work one day and the female boss called for a meeting talmbout it's a rule for us to have to put the lid down after we use the toilet

. Even tried to indirectly threaten me in the meeting saying, "we know who's doing it!" I just didn't give a fuk and kept my pokerface like
dumb bytch thought she can impose such irrelevant rules because of her status. i emailed HR and they couldn't believe this issue even got to them because it's so dumb. i don't know if that was a commentary on my boss enforcing such a rule, or me telling on her