My coworkers are treating me funny & like I stink after I used the bathroom at work

[315]

Even the thread stinks

 

[TEH]

So basically 2 weeks ago I had to use the bathroom at work, I’ll be honest — I never poop/rarely use the bathroom at work but this day my stomach was acting up. IDK if it was the cheap coffee or the stress I’ve been enduring lately b/c of my fractured relationship with the mother of my child but I had to run to the bathroom. It was either that or I was gonna poop my pants or fart everywhere.
And I did flush, but I guess it didn’t go through. And in a rush to go back to my desk I didn’t check, so when the next lunch break happened my coworkers SAW it. One person even started gagging. Now everybody is talking about me at work and treating me different. I guess people could only see the poop and not the tissue I used in the toilet so after that incident there’s been a rumor about me stinking/going to number 2 and not wiping myself
It’s not like I can file a HR complaint because it’s so embarrassing and f*king stupid. I’m so sick of it. I was maintaining a social hierarchy among my coworkers ESPECIALLY with my recent promotion and now that’s all gone. Nobody respects me. I’ve heard several coworkers make remarks about me supposedly “stinking”. I have A1 Hygiene and take care of myself great, I have never STUNK AT WORK. But now since this incident everybody wants to act like I’m some monster and that I’m weird.
It makes me feel alienated from even working there. One of my coworkers who I’m close with, who came to my thanksgiving dinner last year won’t even look at me. She’s an older Black lady and we were super close before this incident. I’ve been working at This same job for years. She was one of my first friends at the job. She basically looks disgusted at me and when it initially happened I went up to the bathroom to look because I was adamant that I flushed. She complained “it stinks so bad! Damn I can’t stand working here” and made other shady side comments about the job not paying enough/coworkers being nasty etc.
I’m heartbroken because we were really close, we had a REAL friendship that wasn’t just surface level like with my other coworkers. I even confided in her about my girlfriend cheating.
I’m EMBARRASSED. I’m infuriated. It’s like I’ve committed a crime and I’m being locked up. If I could quit I would but my other options aren’t good and I’ve moved up in the ranks at this company…if I quit here I’ll be starting at a lower pay since I won’t be in the same position as I am in this job.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Work from home gang wins again

 

[Jasonmask]

That’s why you find out where all the available restrooms are where you work and use the ones that you can go to without them knowing

 

[Eternally Jaded]

That’s why you find out where all the available restrooms are where you work and use the ones that you can go to without them knowing

Yessir.

Coworkers asking me why I'm crossing the parking lot after lunch.....

Cause the executive suite ain't close

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Coworkers timing yr arrival and going to grab a coffee at the exact same time cause you STINK

 

[O.T.I.S.]

OP walking around with BBL wind

 

[WhereIsTheLove]

Mfs who leave the toilet after one flush are insane people. Wtf are you thinking? I'm not stepping off that toilet until after 5-10 flushes. There shouldn't be any doubt in yo mind that you didn't flush because the following flushes are for the wipes. Betta keep a pack of wipes on you at work and wash yo hands like you a surgeon before you dap yo work patnas and blow kisses at yo work wifey.

 

[UNATTACHED]

Yeah you definitely forgot to wipe because tissue is always the last to go down because it should be the last thing you put in the toilet.

You were in such of a hurry that as soon as you were done you just got up, tried to flush rear quick and get back to your desk.

No mention of you washing your hands either

 

[cheek100]

OP walking around with BBL wind

/thread

 

[Devilinurear]

Don't be a bytch

At my job they call me the terrorist because I blow up the bathrooms.

 

[invalid]

usually I flush as soon as the shyt hit the water to cut the smell even before I wipe.

try that next time and you won't forget.

but you work with peons.
the multi-millionaire MDs at my firm go into the bathroom and light that m'fer up and give no fukks. like they want everybody to smell their rich shyt.

 

[Krs2]

The part about that old lady is even worse than the shytty part. If she switched up on you that fast she's a shytty person. And you shouldn't be telling your business to coworkers especially women

 

[rabbid]

The bigger issue here is you’ve gotten too close to your coworkers. Even if you hadn’t made stew in that bathroom, all of those people are going to disappear in a puff of smoke once you leave the job or find something better. They’re only fukking with you due to proximity and the fact that you share a common activity. This is something it’s better to learn now than later.

 

[Dont@Me]

i put my shoes on the rim of the toilet (both lids up) and shyt like a gargoyle for maximum efficiency. I did this at work one day and the female boss called for a meeting talmbout it's a rule for us to have to put the lid down after we use the toilet . Even tried to indirectly threaten me in the meeting saying, "we know who's doing it!" I just didn't give a fuk and kept my pokerface like

dumb bytch thought she can impose such irrelevant rules because of her status. i emailed HR and they couldn't believe this issue even got to them because it's so dumb. i don't know if that was a commentary on my boss enforcing such a rule, or me telling on her