My dad's 25 year old fiance slid in my dm's

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Guwopaveli said:
I can tell by your hairline you a liar op
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Knowledge said:
Receipts?
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Bro how dat look me posting screens of my soon 2 be mother in law?:stopitslime: I luv my pops, ima still rearrange his wifes guts but i love my pops.

The text convo went like this

Mommy: how have you been young man?:shaq:
Me: oh I been aight, how pops doin?:usure:

Mommy: Don't you worry about him young man..I WANT DAT DIK NUCCA:mjlit:

Me: :picard: seriously?:ohhh:

Mommy: :pacspit: YOU THINK IM PLAYIN BYTCH nikka BRING DAT DUSTY DIK HERE ALL DEM DAMN BABYMAMAS U GONE RUN DIS p*ssy AND I MEAN RIGHT NOW YOU LIL bytch U.

ME: :skip: but when we going to do it doe?

Mommy: get a room at the snooty fox off 48th st, I'll meet you there at 9pm, get me a fif of hen and some swishers:usure: dont waste my tyme lil boi mama gettn fukked 2night you hear me young man?:usure: I WANT DAT DIK!

Me: yes mam :mjcry: I understand.

Mommy: lil bytch . :heh: and if you tell yo daddy my nephew dequan gone run a fade.

Me: :damn: wait, dequan dequan? Who a gangster disciple DEQUAN?:damn:

Mommy: yup, play wit me lil boi:demonic:

Me: No mam, no games will be played, your dikk is on the way mam.:mjgrin: shall I bring any other assortments with me to the motel fir your pleasure mam? Your wish is my command:francis:

Mommy: :mjlol: MARK.
 
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