my dikk game just made that lane switch from halo to halo 2, tho :blessed:

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Or should I say vein switch :heh:

I used to go H.A.M. and then be done after one round but now i just be ducking behind a pillow for a lil bit and the shyt recharges. I think i'm hitting my peak. Them back to back nuts :whew: I went on a killing spree with a power sword if you catch my drift. Real nikkas can feel me. pause. How did y'all come up? nh.
 
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If you eat right, stay in shape and don't beat your dikk to porn everyday it shouldn't be that hard.

Rolled a condom off once, threw it in the trash, and rolled a new one on. bytch looked at me like :dwillhuh::ohhh::wow::whew::blessed::noah:

After the 2nd nut she was expecting me to do it again, I was like :whoa:

:win: yeah i only eat good foods with the proper levels of acid and proteins and stuff. and if i eat sumn that google says is bad for me, i hit the bytch that prepared it. i dont cook for myself so i have to take measures to ensure my health. you only get one body!
 
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If a chick eat a meal you prepared then at the end she still hungry that mean there was never any proper steak in that dish:steven:


Breughs out here slangin romaine salad with diet croutons dikk and think they talmbout summn:flabbynsick:
 
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If a chick eat a meal you prepared then at the end she still hungry that mean there was never any proper steak in that dish:steven:


Breughs out here giving romaine salad with diet croutons dikk and think they talmbout summn:flabbynsick:
Man what? :heh: :what:
 
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If a chick eat a meal you prepared then at the end she still hungry that mean there was never any proper steak in that dish:steven:


Breughs out here slangin romaine salad with diet croutons dikk and think they talmbout summn:flabbynsick:

i aint showered so my shyt like masala :whew:
 
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@Jay Trulston

u a god damn fool nikka :laff:

I tell it how it is and they tell it how it might be.

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Start taking brazillian jiujitsu and laugh at your previous stamina.

I be doin pushup strokes with all my weight on my big toes like

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
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