My fiance wants to get me a backpage whore for my b day.. I need a rundown from yall

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Man dont do that shyt. It ruined my marriage she was always thinking I wanted someone else. It started alot of insecurities. It got to the point where I couldnt even orgasam with my wife and I know she wasnt with me. Its not worth it.

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What I will say is, if your girl is not genuinely turn on by the idea of adding another girl, then it's probably not the best idea

If she is doing this as a favor to you and she doesn't get any enjoyment out of it, I wouldn't advise to jump right in.



This is the exact reason why I only like chilling with women that like women:yeshrug:

Line skinned, Asian, Jamaican, AND white women??
 

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Surely tis is just satire? thy dare desecrate thine vowels and thou'rt Lord's blessings with whores? :ohhh: WOE IS ME. Tis shalt not bequeath thee unto thine holy sanctum.
 

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Here you nikkas go acting like there is a status quo for every single situation.

I swear you nikkas act like you fukk with the same type of bytches on the regular.

Dude came in here asking a simple question and y'all giving him answers he ain't ask for.

I've never fukked with backpage so I can't help the homie out there, but don't listen to these nikkas, not all woman think and react the same, you know her better than anyone else on this site. If the situation is good then go for it.

smh at you nikkas though, knowing y'all ain't got no damn morals 90% of the time.
 

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Damn backpage fam?
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Think that's what made this thread go so south..but being honest, MAYBE this saves your marriage. I certainly hope so....because it going bad IS more of a possibility. God forbid the backpage whore is who makes you bust.
 

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Im sure its been said all ready. Lets get all the bullshyt out of this the way.

This dude just wants to know if backpage is legit cuz hes looking for puss. He just shook to come out and ask so he making up this backstory to try and not come off desperate/thirsty or w/e the fukk it may be.

Prolly dont even have a finance. The fiance wanting a threesome with a hooker sounds like pure :duck:.

:shaq2: Dude just wants to know if he can use backpage and not get arrested/diseased.

Im sure there is cats who can give him that info.

What type of women would even consider having a threesome with a fukking random streetwalker, just on a fukking personal safety level. This is your wife and mother of your children?

Nah i dont believe that part at all.
 

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I smashed a backpage last weekend...just dont talk money on the phone...say you want to make a donation
 

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Im sure its been said all ready. Lets get all the bullshyt out of this the way.

This dude just wants to know if backpage is legit cuz hes looking for puss. He just shook to come out and ask so he making up this backstory to try and not come off desperate/thirsty or w/e the fukk it may be.

Prolly dont even have a finance. The fiance wanting a threesome with a hooker sounds like pure :duck:.

:shaq2: Dude just wants to know if he can use backpage and not get arrested/diseased.

Im sure there is cats who can give him that info.

What type of women would even consider having a threesome with a fukking random streetwalker, just on a fukking personal safety level. This is your wife and mother of your children?

Nah i dont believe that part at all.

No reason to lie friend

Like dude above said yall dont know our history

We had our first kid 6 months into dating and we were lucky enough to be actually in love and have stayed together

We never got to go on vacation
We have had to make time and get sitters for ever we never got that chance to be a single couple

Time has passed and now my moneys up and our kids are older we wanna start having fun

From what i have gathered i dont wanna fukk with a backpage
Ill just go to vegas and spend money on a legit one
 

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No reason to lie friend

Like dude above said yall dont know our history

We had our first kid 6 months into dating and we were lucky enough to be actually in love and have stayed together

We never got to go on vacation
We have had to make time and get sitters for ever we never got that chance to be a single couple

Time has passed and now my moneys up and our kids are older we wanna start having fun

From what i have gathered i dont wanna fukk with a backpage
Ill just go to vegas and spend money on a legit one

Try local swinger clubs, those are normally golden for trying to achieve what you want. But that could open up your wife to plenty more ideas though.
 

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Bruh if your girl is good looking she shouldn't have a problem pullin a bytch out the strip club or a bar. But you don't want your main bytch eatin out a back page whore.
 

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Try local swinger clubs, those are normally golden for trying to achieve what you want. But that could open up your wife to plenty more ideas though.

This is the best answer because you plan to make it a every other birthday tradition. It is also safer that a random whore who may have let some dude raw dog two hours before you all show up. At some point she is going to wonder about haring a threesome with two sausages.


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