My fiance's father threatened me

[Ya Sinning Mane]

"And I have already hurt her several times cause she likes to be spanked"
Then i dropped on him that i didn't believe in marriage bc i frequent a certain messageboard which i would not reveal and we have heard tales of utter horror.

maybe trolling.but u got me laughing.and Carbon did not strike me as a 47 yo.i was thinkin 30s

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

 

[Charlie Hustle]

That age reveal

 

[Kaypain]

I have been with this girl about two years. She is 23 years old. Would thecoli allow me to reveal a secret? I have secretly been 47 years old. Anyway, this girl and I have a profound connection and I basically went on a fishing trip with her father and told him my plans. I mean to make her an honest woman and I mean to get her in the bedroom and start poppin out them kids so that the line of Carbon lives on. He asked me if I supported her getting her nursing degree and i told him she could obtain it, but she would be in the house raisin them kids mostly. I don't have to work, but I be out on the oil rigs for months at a time. And i do this to keep the masculine spirit alive. This is why i can still achieve an erection without pornographic imagery while most on here cannot. Then i dropped on him that i didn't believe in marriage bc i frequent a certain messageboard which i would not reveal and we have heard tales of utter horror.

Well brehs, dude lost his shyt, but respectfully, cause he knew i could easily kill him whenever I desired. He told me that i was two years older than him and that it wasn't gonna happen and i laughed and pulled my trenchcoat to the side and put my leg on the side of the boat, kinda like a pirate and he seen that heater in the holster. So this mufukka shrank back, clutched his breast, and chirped some shyt under his breath to the effect of 'if you ever hurt her...' which he didn't think i heard but i did cause i have the hearing of a hawk. And I have already hurt her several times cause she likes to be spanked. But anyway, just thought i'd share that with ya'll so you'll know where i am in life. Discuss.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Was this something you dreamed about?

 

[Cat piss martini]

*sit's down with pops*

pops: how old are you if you dont mind me asking.
me: old enough to know better and young enough to do better.
pops: so what are your intentions with my daughter.
me: get her hooked on heroin and knock a few banks off.
pops:
daughter: he's joking silly!!
me: you did a great job raising her man....i'll give her a great life.
pops: so youre getting married.
me: marriage is like church and AA.....for quiters

pops: so youre not gonna make a honest woman out of her?
me: she aint ever stole from me.
daughter:
pops:
me: baby go make us plates and bring a bottle
pops: her mama couldnt cook for shyt......that's for damn sure
me: she's in good hands breh.
pops: you alright man.
me: solid

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Fab out here writing autobiographical fiction now?

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I have been with this girl about two years. She is 23 years old. Would thecoli allow me to reveal a secret? I have secretly been 47 years old. Anyway, this girl and I have a profound connection and I basically went on a fishing trip with her father and told him my plans. I mean to make her toan honest woman and I mean to get her in the bedroom and start poppin out them kids so that the line of Carbon lives on. He asked me if I supported her getting her nursing degree and i told him she could obtain it, but she would be in the house raisin them kids mostly. I don't have to work, but I be out on the oil rigs for months at a time. And i do this to keep the masculine spirit alive. This is why i can still achieve an erection without pornographic imagery while most on here cannot. Then i dropped on him that i didn't believe in marriage bc i frequent a certain messageboard which i would not reveal and we have heard tales of utter horror.

Well brehs, dude lost his shyt, but respectfully, cause he knew i could easily kill him whenever I desired. He told me that i was two years older than him and that it wasn't gonna happen and i laughed and pulled my trenchcoat to the side and put my leg on the side of the boat, kinda like a pirate and he seen that heater in the holster. So this mufukka shrank back, clutched his breast, and chirped some shyt under his breath to the effect of 'if you ever hurt her...' which he didn't think i heard but i did cause i have the hearing of a hawk. And I have already hurt her several times cause she likes to be spanked. But anyway, just thought i'd share that with ya'll so you'll know where i am in life. Discuss.

I like the way you handle business.
Hell, I'd fux you...

 

[Milomann]

 

[invalid]

To be 47, you sound pretty immature. You don’t go up to a grown ass man, who appears to have raised his daughter to have goals and believe and do whatever her hearts desire and tell him you are going to put a stop to that, and think that he would take kindly to it? The fukk? Be a non-thinking ass nikka, brehs. And then flex with a gun in a discussion about his daughter? I would have pushed your ass overboard. A gun doesn’t work underwater.

Hell, I'd fux you...

You gay as hell.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

Some really creative people post on thecoli.

 

[Super Ramon]

Man wtf is this

 

[Pressure]

The immaturity required to date a 23 year old in your late 40s is .


That said, youre likely paying her bills and a young nikka is piping her down while you're on the rig.



#besponsersbrehs

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

 

[Coco Loco]